Zeke presents....

The Top 10 Signs That Your Girlfriend is a Zombie

10. Her place is a shambles; her walk, even more so
9. She's suspiciously chummy with Robert Kirkman
8. She never shops at S-Mart
7. She's a fan of the Cranberries (you thought I'd say the Zombies, didn't you?)
6. You keep smelling Trellium-D on her
5. Before she gets her morning coffee, she's actually not that different
4. Watch the head -- it comes off kind of easy
3. When you first asked her out, she didn't get back to you till 28 days later
2. Her alarm clock could wake the dead

1. It's not your looks she's attracted to, it's your... oh, come on, don't make me say it

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