The Top 10 Signs That Your Girlfriend is a Zombie
And the number one sign that your girlfriend is a zombie....
- Her place is a shambles; her walk, even more so
- She's suspiciously chummy with Robert Kirkman
- She never shops at S-Mart
- She's a fan of the Cranberries (you thought I'd say the Zombies, didn't you?)
- You keep smelling Trellium-D on her
- Before she gets her morning coffee, she's actually not that different
- Watch the head -- it comes off kind of easy
- When you first asked her out, she didn't get back to you till 28 days later
- Her alarm clock could wake the dead
- It's not your looks she's attracted to, it's your... oh, come on, don't make me say it
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This list was originally published on April 9, 2008.
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