Zeke presents....

The Top 10 Signs That Your Girlfriend is a Janewayite

10. She's always nagging you to take out the trash
9. Her hairstyle changes from one minute to the next
8. Very few restaurants will still let you in -- she keeps vaporizing the waiters by glaring at them
7. She spends 90 percent of her income on coffee
6. She answers any complaints with "That is the theme for this evening, isn't it?"
5. She insists that all her children will be named Betsy, regardless of gender
4. Your dates always seem to involve time warps
3. She keeps trying to "alter your physical parameters"
2. She doesn't compromise with Borg

1. In a moment of passion, she accidentally calls you Chakotay

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