Five-Minute "Yesterday's Enterprise"
by Marc Richard
by Marc Richard
Guinan: Would you like some 200-proof chech'tluth?|
Worf: A wussie's drink. Got anything stronger...like prune juice?
Guinan: Yes, but I'll need to see some I.D. first.
Worf: I do not date human females because I am too macho for them.
Data: What we are seeing is a temporal rift in space.
Yar: The computer says the other vessel is the Enterprise-C.
Riker: We're here to rescue you. I'm Riker.
Riker: It would be nice to have another Enterprise, even if it's an old one.
Guinan: A war with the Klingons...half of Starfleet destroyed...none of this is right!
Picard: How did you escape the four Romulan Warbirds you were fighting?
Picard: Could we return the Enterprise-C to the past?
Castillo: These standard rations taste like cardboard.
Picard: The Enterprise-C must go back in time to defend the Klingon outpost from the Romulans.
Garrett: All right, people, let's go restore history before the Klingons attack us!
Yar: Let's play Twenty Questions.
Yar: I've always known the risks that come with a yellow Starfleet uniform.
Yar: I'm going back with you.
Picard: All right, people, let's protect the Enterprise-C against the Klingons while it enters the rift!
Guinan: (over the comm) Bridge, is everything cool up there?
Guinan: Geordi, were you ever attracted to Tasha Yar?
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DISCLAIMER: A lot of stuff in here is copyrighted by Paramount Pictures. My intent isn't to infringe on that; I and those like me are just having a little fun in the universe Gene Roddenberry created. I don't think he'd mind.
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