Five-Minute "The Most Toys"
Varria: Sir, if you'll just put your thumbprint on this PADD which is not, of course, booby trapped.
Fajo: Congratulations, you've been selected to join my cool collection of stuff! I've got some guy's baseball card, an extinct slug, and a draft version of the script for "Star Trek V" that didn't suck.
La Forge: Time for us to emotionally go through Data's quarters.
Fajo: Here, wear these clothes.
Troi: So, Worf…you've been promoted twice because of accidents that killed superior officers.
La Forge: You know what I realized? With Data gone, I'll actually look intelligent.
Toff: What's so great about this new statue of yours?
Picard: Data, there's something different about you today….
Riker: Come on, Worf, we're going on an away mission to investigate this natural disaster.
Fajo: Sit in that chair or I'll shoot poor Varria here.
Picard: What makes you think this disaster was actually sabotage?
Data: Here, sign this contract saying you'll help me escape. Don't mind that expendable character clause about a horrible, agonizing death.
Fajo: What the -- You're going to shoot me? Don't you have ethical subroutines or something?
Riker: Hey! Watch where you're pointing that weapon, Data! You almost shot me.
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