Riker: We were attacked! The Captain's been fatally injured!|
Worf: That's what he gets for leading the away team.
Crusher: He's dead!
(flash of bright light)
Q: You're dead and I'm God. We're gonna be buddies for eternity!
Q: So, do you have any regrets?
Q: You're now a young ensign again.
Picard: Marta! Corey! My old college buddies! It's great to see you again!
Picard: I'm late for one of my many dates!
Picard: Penny, you were great last night, but now I'd like to learn more about you. Your last name, for instance. Or perhaps any STDs you're carrying.
Nausicaans: We're here to play dom-jot. We're also going to cheat.
Corey: The Nausicaans were cheating! It was so unfair! I'm going to get back at them.
Corey: It's a good thing no one's here in this unlocked bar at night so I can tamper with their equipment.
Picard: Corey just won't listen to me.
Picard: You were really good...Q?
Picard: I think we've ruined our friendship, Marta.
Nausicaans: We're here to play dom-jot. We're also going to beat the crap out of you.
Worf: Is something wrong, Lieutenant Picard?
Picard: Q! What did you do?
Picard: I think I can make more out of my miserable life. I want to become captain.
Picard: Q! I can't stand being so dull! Give me my old life back, please!
Picard: I had the most wonderful dream. You were there, and you, and you, and you....
Riker: So Q was just playing another one of those tricks on you again.
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