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01-17-2005, 10:25 PM
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Q: These are parts II, III, IV, V, VI of Star Wars. Enjoy them.
A: GAAAAAAAAAK!
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#4062
01-18-2005, 03:36 AM
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Q: Quick, copy what I do!
A: Banana Phone!
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#4063
01-18-2005, 05:20 AM
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Q: Where is that ringing coming from?
A: A grudge.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4064
01-18-2005, 07:12 AM
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Q: What are you holding?
A: If it is a match, go for it
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01-18-2005, 07:14 AM
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Q: Should I marry this famous guy I've never met but have stalked for years and years?
A: Go over to the Tim Hortens.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4066
01-18-2005, 07:15 AM
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Q: What is my next assignment?
A: You mean there is something that is better than pie? Get out of here!
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#4067
01-18-2005, 08:01 AM
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Q: Nanaimo bars from Nanaimo bakeries can be better than pie.
(Nanaimo: A small city/large town on the East Coast of Vancouver Island) A: That's bunk.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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01-18-2005, 04:16 PM
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Q: So what did John do right before he died?
A: Season 4, Episode 3
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01-18-2005, 07:26 PM
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Q: And now, for 1,000,000 Turkish Lira*, name the only episode where Janeway was not seen drinking coffee!
A: Mhmhm... my ripoff senses are tingling. *about .63 cents
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01-18-2005, 11:23 PM
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Q: I'm going to make you rich. Here is 1 million Turkish Lira
A: I was ok until I hit the ground
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#4072
01-19-2005, 02:33 AM
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Q: How was skydiving without a tether?
A: Booo!
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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01-19-2005, 04:03 AM
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Q: POOF! You are a ghost!
A: Yeah, where IS he?
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#4074
01-19-2005, 05:57 AM
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Q: Weren't you suppose to meet KillerGM here?
A: You have confused me with someone else
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#4075
01-19-2005, 07:31 AM
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Q: Are you Neo from the Matrix?
A: Big Swedish nutball.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4076
01-20-2005, 02:41 AM
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Q: What happened to John?
A: Err... not exactly
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01-20-2005, 05:01 AM
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Q: Did you get the ship home in one piece?
A: That will have to come out of your allowance
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01-20-2005, 06:21 AM
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Q: How do you expect me to pay damages on that?
A: Just don't let it near your spleen.
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01-20-2005, 06:58 AM
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Q: Is there anything I should know about this new robotic cell phone?
A: Pants. Just pants.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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01-20-2005, 08:07 AM
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Q: What did you get for Christmas?
A: Nice pants
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