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April 1
Zeke's Better Judgment: Wait, what? Was that it? Was what it? Zeke's Better Judgment: The big April Fool's update! You didn't do anything! Guess not. Looks like you were wrong about yesterday's post. Zeke's Better Judgment: But it's a tradition! You always do some overextended April Fool's thing! Always until now, apparently. Zeke's Better Judgment: I can't believe you led me on like that! How dare you -- No. You know what? Shut up. I am sick to death of your attitude. You were mad at me for doing that event and now you're mad at me for not doing it. All you're interested in doing is attacking me. And for what? Because you think you know what's best? Zeke's Better Judgment: I'm your better judgment! I inherently know what's best! No, my hindsight does. You just know what seems best at a given time, and you're not even very good at that. So you can shove it. Zeke's Better Judgment: But -- hey! That feels better. Not much, but a little. Now to go do something ill-judged...
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Arguably doing nothing is an April Fool's gag on this site. We thought you'd be replacing all the icons with little bunnies or whatever, and you didn't. You sure fooled us!
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So the joke was that there was no joke?
Well played, Zeke. Well played.
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Actually, while we were all waiting for the April Fool's event, he secretly replaced our coffee with Folger's crystals, and now he's watching to see if we'll notice.
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Joke's on him then! I don't drink coffee.
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Sig v8.2.2 No, I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm going to go and do it anyway. *pokes avatar* Made by a good LJ friend. Thanks Ani! Dark Blues: I'm going to kill you! Enzan: Not if I kill me first! Dark Blues: You...are aware my goal is accomplished either way, right? Enzan: ...Yeah... |
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