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[richardson]

4) Calling Sulu "Tiny"
3) Any phrase that will completely mesemerize spock before McCoy can say it.

[Ginga]

I must add to richardson's #4 here and say...


2. Calling Janeway "tiny".

[KillerGodMan]

And the number 1 phrase...,.

1. Calling Chakotay "Wood Boy" in front of him

Next: Top ten actions that would get you thrown in Jail in Trek

[NeoMatrix]

10. "Accidently" beaming the Captain to Chakotay's quarters
9. Any action that involves helping Wesley Crusher, directly or indirectly
8. Tinkering with the physical perimeters of the Doctor's programming

[richardson]

7) Stealing/maiming/destroying kirk's toupee
6) Smashing janeway's favorite rifle.
5)Throwing Sisko's Baseball out an airlock
4) Damaging scotty's engines (Wait, that would get you killed)
3) Forcing picard to have baby-sitting duty

[Ginga]

Oh, Neo. I must add to your #10. I just cannot resist:

2. "Accidentally" beaming Chakotay to Janeway's quarters... during Bath Time.

XD

[Opium]

1. Saying, "Gee, I really liked Troi and Worf together."


Top Ten Ways Trek Characters Celebrate Valentine's Day

[NeoMatrix]

10. Guys taking turns using the teleporter to "Deliver" Flowers
9.
Step 1: Pick up date at her quarters.
Step 2: Go to Holodeck
Step 3: Pick a nice resturaunt, or just go to the one everyone else on the ship is at.
8. Captain Kirk makes a stop at the nearest planet to pick up a date
7. Captain Archer gets a date by looking for one already taken, gets beat up by a bunch of guys, then ends up spending the evening with Phlox and Porthos.

[richardson]

6: Paris goes on a nearly suicidal shuttle race rampage, with b'lanna hiding in back.

[NeoMatrix]

5. Picard pretends to be sick and goes to sickbay, where he surprises Beverly with a ring.

4. Janeway gets kidnapped with the rest of the crew, only to fall in love with the leader.

3. Seven walks up to Chakotay, forces him to take the flowers, then walks off. Returns to say "Happy Valentine's Day", then walks off again.

[Hotaru]

2. Bashir can't get anyone to celebrate with him.
1. The Doctor floods Voyager with a strong aphrodisiac. Then in order to "try and solve the problem" puts all the men into stasis (like any of them do anything anways) leaving him as the only "man" available.

next list: Top Ten favorite t.v. shows of star trek characters.

[NeoMatrix]

10. Ferengi: Let's Make a Deal
9: Seven: Boston Public
8: Doctor: House

[richardson]

7: Spock: In search of... (Had to do it, HAD to do it!)
6: Picard: racing (You know he's a closet nascar fan after nemisis)

[Opium]

5. Bashir: The Dead Zone *wink wink*
4. Kira: Boston Legal *wink wink*
3. Dr. Crusher: ER, even though there is no bald dude on it now.
2. Hoshi: "Alf" in French and Chinese.
1. Worf: Days of Our Lives

Top Ten Most Hated Shows of Trek Characters

[richardson]

10: Picard: Rock Concert

[Chancellor Valium]

9: Data: Robot Wars
8: Porthos: Crufts

[NAHTMMM]

7. Porthos: "Garfield and Friends"

6. Guinan: "Hollywood Squares". What is up with that weirdo in the middle of the tic-tac-toe board, anyway?

[KillerGodMan]

5. Porthos: The nation Chili cook-off
4. Worf: The Croc Hunter - always hunting the icky creatures
3. Picard: The 100 years war documentary (also known as Englishmen kicking Frenchmen but)
2. The three frozen people from The Neutral Zone: Star Trek - Because... they don't like the old old school special effects

And the Number 1 hated show of a Trek character

1. Archer: Enterprise - One word; Xindi

Next: Top ten REAL reasons why Porthos + Chili = Very, very, very BAD

[richardson]

10: Same thing happens to him as happens to chiwawuas.

[NAHTMMM]

9. The mere concept is enough to send the Top Ten List thread into a coma that lasts for over a week.

8. Due to an extremely traumatic experience during his youth involving a hula hoop and a bowl of Cajun-style chili at a cookout, Porthos tends to lash out blindly whenever chili is mentioned.

7. That last alien takeover of the ship wouldn't have stood a chance if Tuvok hadn't distracted the crew with his musing over the deeper significance of the fact that "Porthos = chili" can be anagrammed into "Hot Lips = choir".