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Old 08-02-2006, 04:24 PM
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Are you crazy?! Once the Cats can feed themselves, they won't need us! Then they'll take over everything!

I wish (and Hope) that the Wii beats the hell out of the the 360 and PS3. (Nothing against them, I just think a lot of good ideas have gone into the Wii, clever games, new ways to play. It' would be nice for Nintendo to be first for a change.)
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It does.

The next few consoles are called "shit" and "rotting flesh" respectively, leading to the International Angry Mothers Association banning consoles FOREVER!

I wish someone would stop that damned Ming the Merciless.
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They do. It's you, with a bullet through the chest as a result.

I wish someone would post in the three-by-one story.
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Old 02-02-2007, 01:50 PM
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Everyone is too busy posting in that thread to post here, and this game shuts down!

I wish I had super powers.
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You gain the super power 'Limbs fall off at random' and suddenly are not so happy about being a super.

I wish I had a dollar for every time someone asked a stupid question.
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Old 02-13-2007, 10:32 AM
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You do. You're then investigated for fraud, and jailed on trumped-up charges regarding Shell, the Rio Tinto, and a lovely little piece from Schleswig-Holstein...

I wish my calls would stop ending with peoples' answerphones.
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Old 02-13-2007, 10:45 AM
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They end in people answering. The new people living there. The old ones moved away and didn't tell you.


I wish I had another dog.
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You do. It's psychotic and rips your throat out.

I wish people would stop moving house without telling me...
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Old 02-20-2007, 04:24 AM
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All the people that annoy you most tell you exactly where they're moving to... your spare bedroom, next door, just down the road...



I wish, I wish, I wish I was a fish.
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Old 02-21-2007, 12:03 AM
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And a nice bit of Cod you'll make too..... Some chips, and a bit of bread and butter...

I wish Nintendo would hurry up and release things...
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Old 02-21-2007, 09:51 AM
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They release remakes of everything they ever made, only in pig latin, and decide they've reached the top of their game with this and should quit while they're ahead.

I wish Stargate Atlantis season three would hurry up and start in Australia.
(stupid channel seven)
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They do. The Fanfic season 3, where the Wraith are defeated by the returning, triumphant Ancients, who have learnt the power of interdimensional and transtemporal use of the Astria Porta, and so travelled to Gallifrey in the Old Times, and exchanged the knowledge of good cookies for the Artifact For Defeating Vampire Species of Rassilon.

I wish I was ExecProd and Script Editor of Doctor Who.
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Old 03-06-2007, 02:48 AM
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Holy GOD that would be a blood bath!

I wish Doctor Who Series 3 would hurry up and start quickly! And have Romana in it. And the Master. And the Rani. And 'our' Cybermen. They'd put up more of a fight with the Daleks.
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Old 03-07-2007, 07:52 AM
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Granted. However, the Daleks have somehow transformed into harmless salt and pepper shakers, removing all the fun and suspense.

I wish I had the script for "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows".
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You get it, but the director locks you into the lot forever for trespassing. (See, the key thing is I think you meant "manuscript," not "script," which implies a movie or TV show.)

I wish I had a statue of myself made out of LEGO (it occured to me right this second, but it does sound cool).
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You get it - only, you turn into the LEGO statue. Moreover, the OPEC stops all oil deliveries, and for that reason, your government decides to have you recycled to fuel a '56 DeSoto.

(Yes, manuscript was what I meant, but the monkey's paw still works - J.K. Rowling could probably lock me up in The Closet under the Stairs on 4, Privet Drive until July 21 so I couldn't tell anyone.)

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You do. Unfortunately, in 2007, there's not much left of him. Sorry.



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It is. As a result, all forms of currency become worthless, causing widespread panic, turmoil, and the collapse of every economy in the world. Execpt for the Elbonian economy, which is based on mud.

I wish I could think of a clever wish for this thread.
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You do, but your brain is so overtaxed that it overloads, fusing your hair into one of those hairstyles that cartoon characters always sports after stepping on an exposed wire. Sooty cough optional.

I wish that the tenth "planet" and it's "moon" were really named Xena and Gabrielle.
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They are. Unfotunately, Gabrielle was just knocked out of it's orbit by a really large asteroid, and is on a collision course for Earth (Paris, more specifically).


I wish Firefly would get renewed for another ten seasons.
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