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Old 08-13-2005, 01:38 PM
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Q: This is a lie!

A: Not again!
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Old 08-13-2005, 04:47 PM
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A: No seriously, screw the tacos, Bill!
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Old 08-13-2005, 10:47 PM
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Q: But I want tacos!

A: He's trapped in Jell-o!
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Old 08-16-2005, 09:01 AM
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Q: After South Pacific ends, where does that French guy who liked that girl who thought life wasn't a bowl of jello go?


A: Stuck in confusion and traffic.
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Old 08-17-2005, 09:56 PM
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A: Go check the lost and found thread
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Old 08-17-2005, 10:10 PM
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A: Not likely
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Old 08-18-2005, 01:09 AM
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Q: Will normal people ever accept theatre people?


A: It's all in your head...of DOOM.
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Old 08-19-2005, 03:47 AM
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Old 08-19-2005, 06:14 AM
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A: Shhhhh.....my penis is talking.
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Old 08-19-2005, 01:53 PM
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Q: What. The. Crap?

A: Holy crap, he's on fire and drowning in water!
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Old 08-20-2005, 04:05 AM
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Q: Quick, take this hose, seal the door, then spray the beast that is on fire in the church bathroom

A: Yeah, that's the one
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Old 08-20-2005, 04:43 PM
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Q: Hey, is that the world famous talking penis?

A: I just got bitchslapped on the TrekBBS!
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Old 08-21-2005, 05:30 PM
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Q: What. The. Crap?

A: No
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Old 08-21-2005, 07:12 PM
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Q: So, what was it you said again?
A: So, you appear to have just wiped out half your crew....
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Old 08-22-2005, 12:54 AM
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Q: Oops, sorry I gave everyone in the show bronchitis.

A: Oops, sorry I gave everyong in the show bronchitis.
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Old 08-22-2005, 04:13 AM
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Old 08-22-2005, 04:39 AM
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Old 08-22-2005, 06:01 AM
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Q: What does KillerGodMan always reply with to persianmouse's posts in this thread?

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Old 08-22-2005, 11:03 AM
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A: This is a new show starring Tori Spelling.
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