June 16 - Day 2 of Alternate Universes Week

[Kira]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Kira here with the next installment of our birthday celebrations.

[*]IJD GAF follows up his fiver for "Mirror, Mirror" with the inaugural DS9 Mirror Universe episode: Five-Minute "Crossover"[*]I've fived one of my favorite Voyager episodes: Five-Minute "Deadlock"[*]Raichu at Five-Minute Fifth Voyager brings us Five-Minute "Parallax." Â This is the 5M5V episode, not the actual Voyager episode of the same name, and it will eventually be hosted at 5M5V but until their crew gets back from vacation it will be hosted here.[*]And finally, IJD GAF continues our feature with Sleapers, part 2[/list][/colorost_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Dean: Oh, and we're running short on cells, so you'll have to room with that mysterious character over there.
Akili: Yo.[/quoteost_uid0]

*mad giggling*


Nan[/colorost_uid0]

[entei]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Torres 2: A divergence field duplicated the ship. There are two Voyagers now.
Janeway 2: So this is how we never run out of shuttles.... [/quoteost_uid0]

[quoteost_uid0]Kim: Wow, I died and came back to life! Again! I must have the lives of a cat!
Janeway: And you're going to need every single one.
Kim: What was that?
Janeway: Nothing, Ensign, nothing. How do you feel about shuttle missions?
(Voyager blasts off at Ludicrous Speed) [/quoteost_uid0]

:lol: Lots of shuttle references. That's what I like to see.[/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Mirror Garak: I've got something to tell you: the [bost_uid0]Intendment[/bost_uid0] is in love with you[/quoteost_uid0]

This is why Kira shouldn't code at midnight.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Maybe she [bost_uid0]intend[/bost_uid0]ed for it to come out that way. [/colorost_uid0]

[Derek]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Heh. Liked the "Enemy Within" joke and the debriefing joke, IJD.

Kira: Way to go. (ZAP!) I liked the "Disaster" rule too.[/colorost_uid0]

[Kira]

[quoteost_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"][color=#000000ost_uid0]This is why Kira shouldn't code at midnight.[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Nuh uh, Kira wasn't coding at midnight this time. This is why IJD GAF shouldn't submit his fivers at the last minute.

My favorite bits of "Crossover":

[bost_uid0]Klingon:[/bost_uid0] You are under arr-- Eep! Our sincerest apologies, your royal sexiness. We will escort you to the station.

[bost_uid0]Mirror Kira:[/bost_uid0] (over comm) Sisko, report to my office for a... debriefing.

That's so bad, it's good.

[bost_uid0]Mirror Kira:[/bost_uid0] Behold my nude self.
[bost_uid0]Kira:[/bost_uid0] Er.... Can't say it's anything I haven't seen before.

[bost_uid0]Kira:[/bost_uid0] Well, it sure is good to be back.
[bost_uid0]Sisko:[/bost_uid0] (over the comm) Where have you two been? Report to my office immediately for a debriefing!
[bost_uid0]Kira:[/bost_uid0] AAAAAH![/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Mirror Garak: I've got something to tell you: the Intendent is in love with you.
Kira: No, no. Ick. Ick. Ick.
Mirror Garak: Well what do you expect from the twelve-time recipient of the "Biggest Narcissist in Existence Award"?[/quoteost_uid0]

[quoteost_uid0]Harry dies, but comes back and brings Naomi with him. He'll pay for that one.[/quoteost_uid0]
[quoteost_uid0]Torres 2: A divergence field duplicated the ship. There are two Voyagers now.
Janeway 2: So this is how we never run out of shuttles....
...
Torres: Someone is sending us a message.
Janeway: What does it say?
Torres: "Us 3, You 1."
...
Janeway: If I blow my ship up, things will go back to normal.
Janeway 2: That's your answer to everything.[/quoteost_uid0]

[quoteost_uid0]Tom: What about a love triangle storyline, me, you and James?
Jessie: I can hear the P/Ters screaming already.. ok[/quoteost_uid0]

[quoteost_uid0]Zeke: Hey, see if we have the right to pie.
...
Purnell: We are at the station.

Marc: I thought this was the alley.

Purnell: No, this is a narrow street or passageway between or behind city buildings. The building to the left is the station, and the one on the right is an alley.

Zeke: All right! Who's up for a game of bowling?[/quoteost_uid0]

:lol: Great stuff! Very funny indeed.


(Edit) Actually, as Nan has pointed out, that prison scene is incredibly deep in so many ways. :O Way to--uh, "ir", ijd! [/colorost_uid0]

[ijdgaf]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Arg, "Intendant" is what I wrote before Spellcheck [iost_uid0]HAD[/iost_uid0] to correct me. I thought I got 'em all, but apparently I didn't.

So, Arg.[/colorost_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Mirror Odo: Ah, good. New acquisitions. You are a protocol droid are you not?
Bashir: I am Julian Bashir, human --
Mirror Odo: Yes I know, will do.
Bashir: Oh. Well, yes.
Mirror Odo: How many languages do you speak?
Bashir: I am fluent in over six million forms of communication and can readily --
Mirror Odo: Splendid. We have been without an interpreter since our master got angry with our last protocol droid and disintegrated him.
Bashir: Disintegrated? Ohh!
Mirror Odo: Guards -- this protocol droid is trash. Fit him with a restraining bolt and take him back down to her excellency's main ore-processing plant.
Mirror Bashir: Miles! Don't leave me!
Mirror O'Brien: Sigh.[/quoteost_uid0]

Fivers this funny should be illegal.

It's good. It's very very good. Boy am I looking forward to the rest of this week.[/colorost_uid0]