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(Regretful acknowledgment that there is no longer a topic description field.)
Summary of previous thread's storied history. Explanation of the need to close original oversized thread. Announcement that current occasion warrants an indulgence or two. Appropriate video game quote.
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FiveMinute.net: because stuff is long and life is short [03:17] FiveMinZeke: Galactica clearly needs the advanced technology of scissors, which get around the whole "yanking on your follicles" problem. [03:17] IJD: cylons can hack any blades working in conjunction |
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Statement of disbelief about the resurrection of this thread.
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"Please, Aslan," said Lucy, "what do you call soon?" "I call all times soon," said Aslan; and instantly he vanished away and Lucy was alone with the Magician. Last edited by Derek; 06-26-2010 at 11:41 PM. Reason: Reason for Editing |
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Recognition. Grumbled priority dispute.
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FiveMinute.net: because stuff is long and life is short [03:17] FiveMinZeke: Galactica clearly needs the advanced technology of scissors, which get around the whole "yanking on your follicles" problem. [03:17] IJD: cylons can hack any blades working in conjunction |
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Obligatory "Nate is just saying this in an attempt to sound clever while reminding everybody that he is an obsessive person who puts the 'fanatic' in 'fan'" joke.
Obligatory statement of self-depreciation to attempt to appear humble while failing miserably. Obligatory sign-out line stolen from whatever show or webcomic he's binging on at the moment.
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further. Last edited by Nate the Great; 06-27-2010 at 02:45 AM. |
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Inquiry of, "Salutations, gentlemen. What currently transpires in this particular Internet forum discussion?"
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Grand sweeping simile, encompassing the cyclical nature of time and curvature of the universe.
Unintelligibly rambling expression of profound disgust of a deeply unclear sort (possibly aimed at either BP, politicians, or cupcakes). Further expression of appreciation for our secret alien overlords. Concluding statement, unconnected to any of the above.
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Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images. Sergeant: You can? That's amazing! Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'. - Five Minute 24 S1 (it lives, honest!) "Everybody loves pie!" - Spongebob Squarepants |
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Moderately pithy observation on previous statements. Sentence analyzing same. Cheerful conclusion!
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Amusement that I've never changed my password to these forums from the one Zeke picked when I locked myself out somehow.
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Alexia: You have to laugh, or you'd kill yourself xD Lostoyannaya: Yes. Now take that noose off your neck and get down from the chair. IN THAT ORDER. |
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Gratuitous fart noises.
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Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images. Sergeant: You can? That's amazing! Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'. - Five Minute 24 S1 (it lives, honest!) "Everybody loves pie!" - Spongebob Squarepants |
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Incredulity at resurrection of old thread. Lamentation at poster not recalling original. Attempt to turn discussion to octopi.
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Sig v8.2.2 No, I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm going to go and do it anyway. *pokes avatar* Made by a good LJ friend. Thanks Ani! Dark Blues: I'm going to kill you! Enzan: Not if I kill me first! Dark Blues: You...are aware my goal is accomplished either way, right? Enzan: ...Yeah... |
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comment about pie.
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Message posted for the sole purpose of announcing poster's presence in the thread.
Laugh laugh laugh laugh.
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Follow-up post to mention change of avatar after seeing how old the other picture was.
Ponderings about what new member title might end up being.
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Acknowledgment that my member title could in fact stay the same and still make sense.
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Awww'ing over MmeBlueberry's new avatar
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Waving at everyone. Poster acting as if he hasn't been gone for two years. Hoping people will read the BSG fivers being written by poster.
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Tarn-Vedra: I just figure I would have a little more credibility and a little more gravitas if you posted too. FiveMinZeke: Yeah, understood. FiveMinZeke: (Oo, I have gravitas?) Tarn-Vedra: Yeah. FiveMinZeke: That does explain why I'm drinking Earl Grey right now.... Tarn-Vedra: Don't forget to tug the front of your shirt, Jean. |
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Hushing sound. Innocent whistling.
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FiveMinute.net: because stuff is long and life is short [03:17] FiveMinZeke: Galactica clearly needs the advanced technology of scissors, which get around the whole "yanking on your follicles" problem. [03:17] IJD: cylons can hack any blades working in conjunction |
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Suspicious eyebrow raise at innocent whistle.
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Expression of disbelief and joy at arrival of known forum-members.
Crushingly banal sixty-paragraph ramble, reminiscing about nothing in particular, praising "the good old days" and philosoraptoring on the nature of the universe, tangentially connecting to pie. Cripplingly unfunny joke.
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