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Old 09-14-2004, 05:46 AM
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I said they'd be Monday or Tuesday; instead, they're Monday and Tuesday, to get me back on a current-day updating schedule. The first eTrektion Candidate Profiles are here! First to be profiled are Kevin Sorbo, Stephen Hawking, and J. J. Abrams. Special thanks to Nan for creating the Candidate Profiles logo.
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Old 09-14-2004, 07:44 AM
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References: Lucy Lawless, Lisa Ryder, Gordon Michael Woolvett, Robert Hew-- no, wait
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Stephen Hawking

Five-Minute History of Time: Give me a minute... okay. Here's a BASIC outline.
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I don't know anything about J.J. Abrams, either. :|
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Old 09-14-2004, 08:06 AM
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10 Big Bang: BANG!
20 Stars and Other Astronomical Objects: (exist)
30 Billions of Years: (pass)
40 Stars and Other Astronomical Objects: GAK!
50 Big Crunch: CRUNCH
60 GOTO 10


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Old 09-14-2004, 01:11 PM
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Hawking's got my vote out of these three. Bring on the next crop! :twisted:
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I love the J. J. Abrams profile! Out of the other 2 Hawkings has got my vote, but I'm swinging towards Sorbo a little.

...what? Just because I'm running doesn't mean I can't vote for someone else.
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Great stuff, Zeke :mrgreen: Especially liked the "BASIC History of Time" and Sorbo's ideas for Enterprise
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Just because I'm running doesn't mean I can't vote for someone else.
That's right. It's the fact that YOU'RE NOT THE ELECTORS that means you can't vote for somebody else.
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OR CAN WE?

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How about the next lot including the REAL leader of New Valium....His Supreme Imperial Highness Emperor Hydraxan von Hydrax XXIIIrd of Hydraxia! Yes! I am he! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
I remind you that I am going to make Zaphod Beeblebrox President of the UFP.....if only because who else is there? And besides, he'd make a cool President.....
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I remind you that I am going to make Zaphod Beeblebrox President of the UFP, if only because who else is there? And besides, he'd make a cool President.
He would make a very cool prez, not just
because of his 2 heads of state but that
guy's name alone gives him mucho points
in my electoral book.
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Grrr...

(You KNOW why)

Otherwise, LOL.
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So C'mon! Lend me support here!
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Just because I'm running doesn't mean I can't vote for someone else.
That's right. It's the fact that YOU'RE NOT THE ELECTORS that means you can't vote for somebody else.
You keep saying that, but you still haven't told us who are.

But really, if not the fans, who are going to vote? The actors? B&B? The president? :roll:
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Old 09-17-2004, 05:36 PM
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With my impending departure to the Caribbean for 2 weeks, I am leaving the Sexy party in the very capable hands of sabby, who, with any luck, has avoided her hurricane!

I'd say I'm going over to campaign, but it would be a big fat lie :mrgreen: I'm going on holiday to a beach where I will do nothing but read millions of books, eat and sleep :mrgreen:

Seeing as you lot are apparently not voting, I don't really seeing it making much of a difference :wink:

OR WILL IT?

Meh :wink: Going anyway! :mrgreen:
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