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Old 06-01-2004, 05:25 PM
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My schedule was just too packed today to get "Harbinger" done, so I've pulled out another of the many guest fivers in the backlog. Here's TNG's "Liaisons," by a long-time-forumgoer-first-time-fivist, Wade the Sane Commodore. By the way, this fiver would bring 5MNG up to the 100-hour mark -- were it not for the fact that I forgot to count "Night Terrors" at the time. So happy 101, Marc!


As a bonus link because this update was late, here's a hilarious thread at the Trek BBS: Chris Howell's Xindi Arc FAQ. (That link may not work if you're not signed in to the BBS, I'm not sure.)[/colorost_uid0]



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Old 06-01-2004, 06:26 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Worf: With or without cyanide?
Byleth: Without. We Iyaarans despise your custom of adding seasonings to food.[/quoteost_uid0]
Heh.

Great debut, Wade![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid14][quoteost_uid14]Picard: Let me get this straight. You wanted to study human emotions, so your test subjects were a Klingon, a Betazoid and a man brainwashed by the Borg?
Voval: Would that skew our results at all?
Picard: Accuracy is futile.[/quoteost_uid14]
Hehe, this part was great, excellent fiver![/colorost_uid14]
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Old 06-01-2004, 08:48 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Picard: Let me get this straight. You wanted to study human emotions, so your test subjects were a Klingon, a Betazoid and a man brainwashed by the Borg?[/quoteost_uid0]

totally the best line. I laughed my head off. I'll never see that episode the same way again. [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid5]Two of my favorite bits were
[quoteost_uid5]Worf: With or without cyanide?
Byleth: Without. We Iyaarans despise your custom of adding seasonings to food.

...
Loquel: I apologize. Candy bar?
Troi: Ooh ooh![/quoteost_uid5]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]You know Zeke, we know what you're trying to do. Keep that update a day thing going by *pretending* it's still May 31st while updating on June 1st. Oh, we know.. we know..[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Mawahah. That was good. Very good indeed.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Byleth: This food is unacceptable! I wouldn't even feed it to you!
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GAHAHAHAHAH! I laughed like crazy when I read this line!

[quoteost_uid0]Loquel: What is this miniature unit here?
Troi: He is a child, an offspring of humans. He will grow up to a full-sized man.
Loquel: So you were once a thin child too?
Troi: I wish you'd stop that!
Loquel: I apologize. Candy bar?
Troi: Ooh ooh!
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[quoteost_uid0]Anna: ...and so I've been here ever since.
Picard: (tear) That is SO sad.
Anna: So you love me now?
Picard: Why yes, I would love you to go get the shuttle's radio.
Anna: For not having any hair, you are still surprisingly thick-headed.
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[quoteost_uid0]Picard: Anna, please hand me one of your emery boards.
Anna: What for, sugarplum?
Picard: I'm trying to make a battery for us. I saw MacGyver do it.
Anna: You know I really do love you, Jean-Luc.
Picard: Anna look, you're a swell kid, but I don't think it would work out.
Anna: I understand. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go kill myself.
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A hilarious fiver, Wade! Really loved it. [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Thank you, you all are very kind. I enjoyed writing Liaisons, along with two others currently in the pipeline, with number four getting done as soon as I can sit down and watch some TV. I imagine they will be published 'soon'.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Better late than never, Looking forward to more of your fivers![/colorost_uid0]
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