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Old 12-10-2004, 11:19 PM
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Q: So, what do you like, in order of preference?


A: It's a hypoflooric room.
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Old 12-11-2004, 12:16 AM
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Q: What's this room with a puffy floor?


A: Like, dude!
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Old 12-11-2004, 03:12 AM
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Q: Dude, what do you call it when you're kinda fond of someone?



A: 6 million granny smith apples.
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Old 12-11-2004, 04:54 AM
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Q: What in the heck are these sixteen semis delivering!?


A: Way, way, way too many.
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Old 12-11-2004, 07:18 AM
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Q: As a forum, do you think we've made to many chili/tophatman/john jokes?

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Old 12-11-2004, 07:52 AM
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Q: Wad yaa sae 2 dat?



A: That's cold.
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Old 12-11-2004, 08:08 AM
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A: I've just begun!
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Old 12-11-2004, 10:11 AM
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Q: Is Ichi going to be the new catchphrase.


A: Well, TopHatMan likes it, and John loves it, so buy it!
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Old 12-11-2004, 08:45 PM
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A: It's on his Greatest Hits Album.
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Old 12-12-2004, 12:17 AM
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Q: Where can I get William Shatner singing that Slim Shady song that he did on Futurama?



A: Go stage left. There are no klingons there.
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Old 12-12-2004, 01:30 AM
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Q: I'm covered in Velcro and I need to get out!

A: It seems to be so, Mr. Squishyfoot...
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Old 12-12-2004, 02:24 AM
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Old 12-12-2004, 02:57 AM
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Old 12-12-2004, 07:43 AM
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A: A boy named Mary-Sue.
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Old 12-12-2004, 02:48 PM
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Q: I wonder what they'd name a song about Wesley?

A: That's my favorite temporal anomaly.
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Old 12-12-2004, 06:31 PM
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Q: Did you see the temporal inversion field?


A: The answer to your question can be found using technobabble!
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Old 12-12-2004, 06:44 PM
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Old 12-12-2004, 09:55 PM
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Q: Seven, you have encountered these Cheeseballs before while you were part of the Borg. What is the best way to defeat them?

A: An episode focusing on the new transporters on Enterprise? All I can say is that it is about time.
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Old 12-12-2004, 11:14 PM
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A: Personally, I'm anti-oxidant.
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Old 12-13-2004, 12:23 AM
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A: Why, yes, I saw that just yesterday.
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