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[color=#000000ost_uid0]New material today from a somewhat familiar face: guest writer Nic Corelli brings us Five-Minute "Obsession."[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 12-07-2003, 04:51 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Kirk: Mr. Spock, could this evil, supposedly intelligent bloodsucking cloud be able to hide from our sensors?
Spock: Only if it's an evil, supposedly intelligent bloodsucking molecular structure changing cloud.
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Creature: Woohoo! Five redshirts! Happy 900th birthday to me!
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McCoy: No, you're here because you're the only redshirt in history that has survived an away mission. And you have lines! We're going to study you!
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Kirk: We have no choice but to unleash Josh Hartnett's acting skills upon the creature. Get me 40 Days and 40 Nights.
Spock: Captain, surely you're aware that, as Starfleet officers, we're not allowed to do that.
Kirk: Do what?
Spock: Use weapons of mass destruction.
Kirk: Aww....[/quoteost_uid0]
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[quoteost_uid0]Kirk: Set a pursuit course, and open hailing frequencies. (ahem) Listen to me. You're a cloud. Clouds are pretty. Pretty things do not kill people. Therefore, your entire existence is illogical. Come on now, self-destruct! [iost_uid0]Self-destruct![/iost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
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A very funny one, Nic. [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]McCoy: No, you're here because you're the only redshirt in history that has survived an away mission. And you have lines! We're going to study you! [/quoteost_uid0]

LOL! I never realized that about Garrovick![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]I don't even remeber him. Still very funny though. More TOS fivers is always a good thing *hint hint*.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]I am kinda pleased with it considering how little I know about creating graphics on computers, though it wasn't all that hard (apart from figuring out how to add that slight glow to the nose).[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="PointyHairedJedi"]I don't even remeber him. Still very funny though. More TOS fivers is always a good thing *hint hint*.[/quoteost_uid0]
Not to worry... IJD already signed me up for "Whom Gods Destroy". I love that episode, it`s totally crazy, it will be [iost_uid0]so much[/iost_uid0] fun to spoof it, [/colorost_uid0]

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