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Old 12-03-2003, 02:20 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Kira here. Â Just in time to get us all into the holiday spirit, IJD GAF brings us Five-Minute [iost_uid0]Aliens[/iost_uid0].


It's not a coincidence that the fiver is being published today, either: the "quadrilogy" of [iost_uid0]Alien[/iost_uid0] movies was released on DVD today. Â I've been instructed to pass along IJD's assurances that these rank among the best DVDs, like, ever. Â Maybe if you're nice, they'll end up in your Christmas stocking instead of that lump of coal you got last year.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 12-03-2003, 04:26 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Investigator: Yeah, we measure sanity in kiloloons now.

...

Burke: Shoot anything with lines.
Newt:
Burke: Clever girl.[/quoteost_uid0]
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Funny stuff, IJD. [/colorost_uid0]
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Old 12-03-2003, 03:55 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]I liked the kiloloons part too.

[quoteost_uid0]Apone: All right everyone; disperse, flank, provide cover, and other Marine-like stuff.
Hudson: But the real marines are given clear, direct orders, sir.
Apone: Semper Fi, Lieutenant.
Hudson: Are you sure you know what that means?
Apone: Yes! Now Semper Fi the hell up and get to work! [/quoteost_uid0]

LOL![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 12-06-2003, 06:34 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Placing [bost_uid0]David Fincher[/bost_uid0] at the end of the Fiver
was a very nice touch.

And it's true what Hudson says about Paul Reiser,
the man truly is quite evil. [bost_uid0]*shudders*[/bost_uid0]


[bost_uid0]Apone:[/bost_uid0] All the characters left out of the fiver are dead!

That line was great! It's also an excellent way to
keep the Fiver moving forward nice and fast.
:lol:
I also liked those dreams Ripley kept waking up from,
and the jokes about Newt's name weren't too bad.

[bost_uid0]Herr Gaf[/bost_uid0], are you going to write the Fiver for the third
Alien movie next? I only ask because that one was my
favorite from the series. The fourth movie was a bit
too gross, but [bost_uid0]Winona Ryder[/bost_uid0] was very cool in it.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 12-10-2003, 05:50 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]I'll be doing all four, eventually.

Alien3's your favorite? Holy crap, mine too! Most people *hate* it, but I just absolutely love the style and the concepts. I don't think it's the best, but it's my favorite to watch.

And I absolutely loathe Resurrection. Even Ryder is annoying in that one. She may be a good actress in some things, but not that. The only cool part in the movie is the underwater chase scene. The rest is painful.

*shudders at thought of watching it again to five it*

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