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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Kira again, this time with an [iost_uid0]X-Files[/iost_uid0] fiver from Derek Dean: "Jose Chung's 'From Outer Space'".[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][iost_uid0]Chung: I am the titular Jose Chung, and I am typing the titular tome titled From Outer Space.
Scully: You're just looking for an excuse to be alliterative, aren't you? Chung: 'Tis a titillating thrill, yes. But please, on with your version of the story. [/iost_uid0] [iost_uid0]Scully: So it turns out the guy had basically written a fiver of his experiences, one that was only slightly more coherent than this fiver. [/iost_uid0] [iost_uid0]Fingers: Where did the aliens touch you? Chrissy: I'm in a room with a Bolian, a Mizarian, and a Chalnoth. Fingers: That's not what I asked! [/iost_uid0] [iost_uid0]Mulder: Hey, you look like Alex Trebek! Agent J: Yeah, like the Men in Black would hire such notable celebrities. Mulder: This coming from a future governor of Minnesota. [/iost_uid0] As usual, the references are numerous, and lovely! Hilarious stuff, Derek! [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Fingers: So how many times did the aliens probe you?
Chrissy: I'm in a dark room. There are clicking sounds. I can see Riker on a table next to me. Fingers: Stop avoiding the question![/quoteost_uid0] [quoteost_uid0]Scully: So it turns out the guy had basically written a fiver of his experiences, one that was only slightly more coherent than this fiver.[/quoteost_uid0] [quoteost_uid0]Agent A: She went to get some ice. Mulder: Where's Scully? Agent A: Correct. Mulder: Hey, you look like Alex Trebek! Agent J: Yeah, like the Men in Black would hire such notable celebrities. Mulder: This coming from a future governor of Minnesota.[/quoteost_uid0] Very confusing, that. [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]A flashback in a flashback... how are we supposed to do that?
** Harold: Get your hands off me, you bleep dirty alien.[/quoteost_uid0] :lol: I'll have to keep that precedent in mind just in case [quoteost_uid0]** Agent A: Threatening you. And I don't. ** Roky: What are you doing here? Why do you look like Alex Trebek? ... ** Kinbote: Roky, I am a cheesy effect. Follow me into the mines of Moria. Mulder: This guy's story even has hobbits in it! Scully: So it turns out the guy had basically written a fiver of his experiences, one that was only slightly more coherent than this fiver.[/quoteost_uid0] :lol: That was so very funny! Great stuff, Derek! [/colorost_uid0]
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