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Old 02-17-2006, 03:11 PM
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Old 02-17-2006, 03:22 PM
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Q: Will you dramatically improve the Enterprise ratings? They seem to be broken.

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Old 02-17-2006, 05:24 PM
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A: Don't say that! You'll bring on the wrath of Janeway apon us.
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Old 02-17-2006, 06:30 PM
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Q: So...this C/7 thing seems to be a big hit...?

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A: Um...Travis did it.

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Old 02-17-2006, 08:11 PM
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Q: Ok, who started this rumor about the Captain being a Transvestite?



A: Not even then.
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Old 02-17-2006, 08:16 PM
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Q: When shall we get another Enterprise parody? When Kirk goes celibate?

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A: The John Wayne marathon.

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Old 02-17-2006, 11:29 PM
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Q: Keptin, vee hahve discahvered a wiver. Vaht do ve do?

A: Bad accent.
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Old 02-17-2006, 11:31 PM
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Q: What weatherman mis-predicted a little, tiny, teeny-weeny, huge, giant storm?

A: Maybe not even then.
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Old 02-17-2006, 11:34 PM
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Q:What did the psychologist say to you?

A: Chapter XI of the Consolations of Boethius *is* an interpolated palimpsest!
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Old 02-18-2006, 01:01 PM
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A: It is Horus, who has fought in protection of his eye, Great-in-magic!
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Old 02-18-2006, 01:11 PM
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A: Excuse-moi, monsier, main j'oublie un stylo sur ton tete.
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