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Old 06-09-2003, 05:47 AM
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(Calculus.... rocks?!? No, Sax, that's Just Wrong. :shivers[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Ants!

(It's a Latin joke. A calculus in Latin was a small stone used in reckoning. Thus, calculate.

A calculus is still a stone in pathology, lany kind of mineral build up in the body, like a kidney stone is refered to as a calculus. Even the plaque you develope on your teeth is calculus.

You can thank Derek for introducing the joke to me - He's a wealth of information, as well as a funny guy.)[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-09-2003, 06:24 AM
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(ahhh.... *eyes light up in recognition* i get it! calculus == stones. therefore death by stoning == death by calculus.

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Old 06-09-2003, 07:39 AM
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Old 06-09-2003, 07:49 AM
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[quoteost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]ItÂ’s old. ItÂ’s strong. And it feels likeÂ… like itÂ’s mine. I guess that means itÂ’s yours." [/quoteost_uid0]

I've had conversations with room mates about cheese that went something like that.[/quoteost_uid0]
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Yuk![/quoteost_uid0]

*checks date* It's old, it's *sniff* bleah! It's strong, and it feels...*prodprodsquishsquish* like it's mine. That must mean it's yours, you filthy thief.[/colorost_uid0]
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