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Old 12-09-2007, 12:17 AM
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I feel the same way about chickens, roosters especially. Evil, bloody-minded little buggers, they are.
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Old 12-10-2007, 06:57 PM
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I feel the same way about chickens, roosters especially. Evil, bloody-minded little buggers, they are.
My main complaint against chickens is that they poop so very much and that I'm the one that has to muck them out.

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I could learn, if I wanted to, but I don't, so there you go. I'm sure the mink will be relieved to know it.
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Old 12-10-2007, 07:42 PM
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Oh driving's easy, really. I'm sure you could do it. All you have to do is try. Sure, getting away might be a bit tricky. You have to do it carefully, or the car might decide not to want to leave. But you can just try again. Once you have the hang of that, it's easy.

Now driving safely might be a bit harder.
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Old 12-11-2007, 02:24 AM
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My main complaint against chickens is that they poop so very much and that I'm the one that has to muck them out.
They're also bloody stupid birds.

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I could learn, if I wanted to, but I don't, so there you go. I'm sure the mink will be relieved to know it.
It's nice not to have to drive, considering the brand of idiot they'll issue a license to go on the public roads, but still a handy skill to have, now and then. Given the right equipment and a general lack of idiots in the vicinity, it can be quite a lot of fun.

And sod the minks; they've got it coming.
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