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Old 01-12-2006, 12:09 AM
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Hmm... it seems I have an even-numbered-day curse to break. Anyway, as promised, here's Derek's last remaining unpublished Smallville fiver: "Sacred." Smallville is returning shortly with new episodes, for which Derek's fivers will finally start being published on time. (Honest!) By the way, the show is also about to hit a milestone: its 100th episode. That's an achievement worthy of respect for any show, especially in this genre. Congrats to cast, crew, and Krypto.
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WOO! 600,000 hits, baby!
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Dang. That was _too_ blatent. Wait, I mean too blatent. Dang GoogleTalk.
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WOO! 600,000 hits, baby!
Wow, it doesn't seem like all that long ago we were looking at the 100,000 mark. How time flies.
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Time flies totally randomly, just like everything else here.
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I thought that time flew like a banana?
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That's fruit, and/or phones.
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Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, bananaphone...

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I have that song in my head all day :shock:
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Oh god the bannana phone song! Must.. not.. listen.. AUGH :resses play::
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Daylight come and I want to go home.

(Daylight come and I want to go home)

Come Mr. Tally Man, tally the banana.

(Daylight come and I want to go home)
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^ that is the wrong song 8)

but it is stuck now too NOOO
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Is it so wrong that I enjoy the Bananaphone song?
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No Pointy, fruit flies like a banana.
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Fruit flies? Okay, now I'm officially confused. Where do they come into this?


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Is it so wrong that I enjoy the Bananaphone song?
Who was it that posted that completely insane Flash video with two guys in an apartment, and one of them can't get the song out of his head? Was that here?


Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, bananaphone ....


It's so ... catchy.
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Poor Raffi. He's been writing kids songs for longer than I've been alive, and his most memorable legacy is an Internet meme.
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I'm pretty certain it was - wasn't it linked to in a news post?

Anyhow, here it is -

http://thefriendsociety.com/anim.php...ne&w=550&h=400

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