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Old 05-16-2005, 08:23 AM
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You claim cats have winkers, but in fact they have wiskers and the entire world laughs at your typo.



I have to do a short essay.
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You think it will be short, but wait until you get writer's block.

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Old 05-20-2005, 11:54 PM
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But, it's obviously not something you could call out of a prison cell with - and it isn't even organic for Kevin's sake!


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Old 05-21-2005, 12:54 AM
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No, now you are finished typing.

The price of tomatoes is fluctuating again.
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Old 05-21-2005, 03:49 AM
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No, no, no, the price of tomahtoes is fluctuating again.


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URL = A misspelling of the name 'Earl'

What I need is a good defense.
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Old 05-21-2005, 09:11 AM
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Oh, but the best one of those is a good offense.

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You can't see it when you are sleeping

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Not for everyone else, it isn't. It's just you, and yes, everyone is out to get you because of the thing-you-never-mention which you did when you were drunk and twelve.

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus, cuckoo k'choo!
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Old 06-10-2005, 11:47 PM
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No, the Eggman is the villain from Sonic the Hedgehog, and the Walrus, well, the less said about that guy, the better.

This name means dragon child.
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no, baby dragon means dragon chlid

I typed this, in english, on a computer
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no, you typed that in English on a Computer.

You have no brain if you use the :roll: icon
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Old 06-12-2005, 12:35 AM
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No, you do not have a brain, as you used the icon in question.


I like cats.
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Old 06-12-2005, 05:53 AM
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No, cats do not exist--only small four-footed shedding machines.

Earth is tilted on its axis.
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Old 06-12-2005, 09:19 PM
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The Earth is tilted on its axis...THE THE EXTREME!


Opium is a derivitive of her parents; opium is a derivitive of poppies.
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Old 06-14-2005, 12:54 AM
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No, Opium is a nick name, not a person

The word 'word' is in this sentence.
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Old 06-14-2005, 01:35 AM
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The word "word" is in fact not in the sentence; it is all an illusion. Even this post is an illusion! OOOoooOOO


I'm in a really bad mood.
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Old 06-14-2005, 03:15 AM
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No you're not, Opium doesn't HAVE moods

I have more then 1000 posts
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...but factoring in that "Miscellaneous" forum posts only count for 0.2 of a post, you've only got three hundred and seven.

The meaning of the word "Inflammable" is identical to the meaning of the word "Flammable."
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Old 06-15-2005, 02:34 PM
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no, flammable means something is very likely to burn, inflammable means its very likely to burn indoors

So my grasp of chemistry isn't so hot......
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