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Old 09-01-2005, 07:42 PM
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I always think of it as the strange little hamster thing, so no. :P
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Old 09-01-2005, 08:59 PM
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I always think of it as the strange little hamster thing, so no. :P
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Old 09-02-2005, 12:39 AM
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ACK! *Runs around with his own uber-jedi-good clone as the two scream in horror at the cloning.* The universe is ending, grab your towels and migrate to another dimension! (And don't forget THGG.)
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Old 09-02-2005, 10:59 AM
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Me? Wrong? Don't be silly. That's like saying that water is dry. :roll:
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Old 09-05-2005, 05:38 AM
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Part 1

Last time on The Cloning of Seko...

KillerGM: We decided not to do that...

Oh... but I still get paid, right?

KillerGM: Maybe, we'll see...
LORD Vader: For now shall ponder your new title there...
KillerGM: What? I like the title!
LORD Vader: Whatever, let's start PART 1!
KillerGM: A little dramatic, are we?
LORD Vader: Yes...

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Seko: Wait a second, I wasn't cloned by Romulans!
KillerGM: I guess the Doc was a little over dramatic...
Doc: Dammit KGM! I'm a doctor, not a thing that randomly blaims others!
Opium: Who has the Hammer of Smiting?
TopHatMan: I think Zeke took it back after the last time Kira hit him.
John: He did, but now I have it!
Ginga: John? Hammer.
John: Here ya go (THUMP) OW!
"Seko": And that's why stealing is wrong.
Doc: Unless you're a doctor stealing all the chicks on the ship
KillerGM: Ginga? Hammer.
(THUMP!)
Doc: OW!
Zeke: *pops in* Alright, Doc, time to get back to the Voyager section *grabs the Doc and pops out*
Valium: How random...
Seko: Woah! Where'd you come from?
Valium: Plot hole.
KillerGM: Could be worse...
Opium: How?
KillerGM: He could've come via homestarrunner.com
"Seko": Good point.

And so, the...um... wait a second, the group needs a name...

Opium: How about the Fiveiens?
Ginga: Nah, what about the Seko troupe?
John: No good, what about the food eaters?
Ginga and KillerGM: Opium? Hammer.
(THUMP!)
John: Ow!
TopHatMan: Thumpers?
(THUMP!)
Valium: The Morphine Party?
KillerGM: Nah, it's been done, so, to please the Lord of The Rings fan base, and the sci-fi fans, I'll name the group; The Fivership of the Clone
"Seko": I like it
Seko: Yes, it's just the right level of nerdiness.
KillerGM: Then it's settled, let's go!

And so, the Fivership of the Clone set off to continue the Quest... of DOOOM! BUT...

Mayweather: Where is everybody?

To Be Continued! MWAHAHAHAHA!

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LORD Vader: Since when are you evil about TBC?
KillerGM: Since NOW! BWAHAHAHAHAHA1
LORD Vader: Ookaaaaaaaaaay then. KillerGM will update when he feels like it, Untill then, bye!
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Old 09-05-2005, 09:45 AM
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Old 09-05-2005, 10:21 AM
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Old 09-07-2005, 02:16 AM
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My Clown Orcs will get you, and your precious clone too.

Mwhahahaha
Not if my Fable character can help it...
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Old 09-07-2005, 02:49 AM
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GAH!

At least getting a clone (Evil or not) is better than walking into wal-mart and finding a furbie looking right at you. *Pets the seko clone.* Actually seems to be cuter than the original. Hmmm.... *Pokes "Seko"*
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Old 09-07-2005, 11:17 AM
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Um... not always the best idea that, richardson. I've got the prosthetic hand to prove it too.
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Old 10-09-2005, 03:02 AM
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Part 2!

Last time...

KillerGM: Thats it! You're not getting paid!

Awww!

KillerGM: Go home now!
LORD Vader: That wasn't very nice
KillerGM: I'm removing your salery too!
LORD Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... HEY! Where'd I go?


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NeoMatrix: HA! My clone orcs will get you!
Neo's Clone Orcs: Rawr and stuff!
KillerGM: Not if my Fable character has anything to say about it!
KillerGM's Fable character: I smite ye! (SMITE!)
NeoMatrix: D'oh! *runs away*

KillerGM: Now that THAT'S dealt with...
Ginga: What happened to Neo?
Opium: I hope he's not dead...
KillerGM: Don't worry, I just left him with Vader-
LORD Vader: AHEM!
KillerGM: *sigh* I left him with LORD Vader
Valium: Okay, but I need him back for the eTrektion
Opium, KillerGm and whoiam: We KNOW!
Valium: Oh... ok... *wanders off*
Seko: Where'd whoiam come from?
"Seko": And what is he carrying?
whoiam: These? They're "Go Zeke!" signs. I made them for the two of you... and they seem to be cloning themselves
John: It seems you made enough for everybody...
TopHatMan: Or just the Seko clones.
"Seko": There's more then one?
KillerGM: Duh! I MEAN... um... I wonder how THAT happened?
Snake: Oh well, tough luck, lets go home and have some pie!
KillerGM's brother: No Snake! No pie!
Snake: Then the cakeists have already won...
KillerGm's brother: Snake, are you forgetting that I'M a cakeist?
KillerGM: HOLD UP! Snake - Go back to making Metal Gear Solid 4. Brother - go home!
KillerGM's brother: You never let me have any fun! *goes home*
Opium: What
Ginga: The hell
TopHatMan: was THAT?
John: I don't know, and I think that's the point.
Radd: *pops in* KillerGM? Hammer.
(THUNK!)
Radd: Thanks. *pops out*

And so, after reading all 601 Kid Radd comics, The Fivership of the Clone sets off to complete the Quest... of DOOOM!

Meanwhile...


Mayweather: I wonder if ther'll be any profit in selling the Seko clones?

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LORD Vader: Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
KillerGM: Man, that hit him pretty hard...
LORD Vader: oooooooooooooooooooo.............................. ................
KillerGM: The o's are so small, they look like periods...
LORD Vader: ............................................ YOU MEANIE!
KillerGM: Okay! Fine! I'll pay you!
LORD Vader: YAY!
KillerGM: Psych! This is non-profit! HAHAHA!
LORD Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
KillerGM: NOT AGAIN!

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Old 10-09-2005, 03:31 AM
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I...*sniff* I have lines?

1 and a third of them?

*cries uncontrollably*
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Old 10-09-2005, 10:30 AM
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Kid Radd.... good times.
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I just worked out something that was bothering me from that one... so, ffr KGM, its actually 'Psych' not 'Siek'.

I had to do that one out phonetically to figure out what you were trying for...:$

But most importantly of all, the signs say 'Go Zeke!'. Never forget the exclamation mark.
(the original sign, for those who doubt me)
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Old 10-09-2005, 10:11 PM
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Old 10-26-2005, 10:20 PM
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Curse you and your tomfoolery! It's not DOOOOM; it's CHAAAAAIRS!

Sorry for bumping topic this up. (And, yes, Kid Radd was definitely good times.)
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Old 10-29-2005, 07:45 PM
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ACHEM!

KillerGM: 'ACHEM'? Huh?

This is the real KillerGM... You are practicing for auditioning for a part in The Sound of Music... you know... the school play?*

KillerGM: Well, 'ACHEM' isn't any way to go about it...

Well, then what is?

KillerGM: I don't know... go around giving the Nazi salute and shouting 'Zieg Heil!'

K, bye!

LORD Vader: And bring a goldfish back!
KillerGM: Why?
LORD Vader: I'm hungry...
KillerGM: Ick... Oh well back to work
Lord Vader: Whatever... HEY! Why isn't 'lord' in all caps?
KillerGM: Because I'm lazy
Lord Vader: Oh... ok

NOW THEN!

Part 3!

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Seko: Zzzzzzzz
'Seko': *sleeping noises*
Everyone important right now: *they're all asleep*
KillerGM: *not asleep* Hmm? We're back? GASP! I must wake the others!
*KillerGM pokes the others with sticks*
Opium: We're back?
Ginga: KGM is updating?
TopHatMan: Potato Nazis?
John: I'm missing again?
Seko: I get free sig kitty food?
'Seko': I'm the real one?
KillerGM: NO! Well... no. Definatly no... Anyways, we must continue the quest... which I forgot...
John: The Quest... of DOOOM!
e of pi: And we're the Fivership of the clone
Opium: Why are you here?
e of pi: Plot hole
Opium: Fair enough
KillerGM: But... what was the Fivership actually doing?
Ginga: Basically... wandering around
'Seko': And eating pie
Seko: Yes, we can't forget that!
KillerGM: Okay then... let's go to... Camp Banana Cream pie!
Opium: Why?
KillerGM: Tie in to the original story you wrote
Sa'ar Chasm: And so I can be in it!
KillerGM: Yeah... that too...

And so... The Fivership of the Clone traveled to Camp Banana Cream Pie, where Seko was originally being held in the original story, originally writtent by the original Opium... Why? Because THEY CAN! And also because Green Day happened to be there... That too

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Lord Vader: Huh?
KillerGM: Now you know how I felt after watching Star Wars: Episode 3

WAIT!

KillerGM: What?

The Quest... of DOOOM!

KillerGM: Anyways... I'm done
Lord Vader: He'll be back...

*many hours later*

Lord Vader: Yep... Aaaaaaaaany minute now!
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e of pi: And we're the Fivership of the clone
Opium: Why are you here?
e of pi: Plot hole
Opium: Fair enough
Heh. Wondered if/how I would get a role.
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