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Old 06-01-2007, 04:04 PM
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How many roads must a man walk down?
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None. A man has walked them all before.

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Old 06-01-2007, 08:02 PM
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Well, technically none. He could always run, skip, tiptoe, crawl, drive, skateboard, rollerblade, get dragged via rope by Maddog Tannen, whatever.
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Old 06-01-2007, 09:35 PM
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I was trying to avoid the obvious fanwankery answer.
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Your post and sig make a weird combination.
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Old 06-02-2007, 01:29 AM
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The usage of 42 in my sig predates this thread by awhile. What, I'm supposed to change it so it doesn't conflict with my post? Oooookkkkaaaayyy....
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None. If he tries he doesn't have to go anywhere. But if he wants to, we have cars and buses and things.
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What if the road is placed in the box, flattening the cat, and the box is then re-sealed?

(in other news: Ha! Eat that, you glorified photocopier! :P )
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Who nose?
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Old 06-09-2007, 11:58 AM
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Mudshark, your post made me giggle because it contains a nigh-invisible juxtaposition joke when combined with Val's. Let's see if anybody else can figure it out. Hint: That's right!
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I'm trying to remember what my six year old niece said when my brother asked her that... it was a surprisingly good answer than i had never heard before, but i can't think of it now... oh well.
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Was it 42?
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Was it 42?
no, but i would have died laughing it it had been.
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Old 06-10-2007, 03:39 PM
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I've always liked Rick Berman's joke that 47 is 42 adjusted for inflation.

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Mudshark, your post made me giggle because it contains a nigh-invisible juxtaposition joke when combined with Val's. Let's see if anybody else can figure it out. Hint: That's right!
Oh, so you can comment on funny juxtaposition, but when I do it....
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Old 06-10-2007, 07:38 PM
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That sounds about right.

I won't explain Mudshark's hidden joke because it really is stupid.
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I don't get it, but I think the real question is: Who is 'Val'?
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What, you don't like "Val?"

Chancellor Valium: What if the road is placed in the box, flattening the cat, and the box is then re-sealed?
mudshark: Who nose?

A cat and a nose. Meowth (of Pokemon fame) points out every so often that the animator forgot to draw him with a nose. Incredibly obscure, incredibly random. You really didn't want to know.
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Or it could just be that the catbox smells bad.

Val = Prince Valiant.
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