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Old 05-11-2006, 02:04 AM
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It's Derek's birthday! (His age? Well, he's married, so I'm guessing 53.) To celebrate, I've written a couple of birthday Top 10 lists -- one for each of his subsites. Here are The Top 10 Signs That Your Girlfriend is Odo Undercover and The Top 10 Signs That You're Not In Smallville.
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Old 05-11-2006, 02:18 AM
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Cool! Thanks!

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2. She got really mad when the Federation assigned you a Starfleet girlfriend as well
Heh.

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6. If someone used super-powers in front of you, you would notice
Excellent.

Actually, all of them on both lists are hilarious. Thanks, Zeke!
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Great lists, Zeke - and belated many happy returns, Derek!
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Many happy returns, Derek!

(And a nice DS9 t10, incidentally, Zeke )
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I think my Book of Pi(e) was probably tastier, but I'm sure no-where near as amusing as those T10's.
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Happy Birthday!
*said in Frosty the Snowman style*

hope it's a good one.
fun Top 10's!
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Nice lists. Back to essay writting. Eventually.
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Hronia Polla! 8)
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Good guess! but that would be "hronia pollo," which is what they call a child's meal at a Greek-Italian McDonald's.

("hronia polla" is literally "many years")
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