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Old 07-01-2005, 04:42 AM
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And on the 16th day, he rested. Well, not exactly; I'll explain in a sec. But first, here's what we have today:
    [*]IJD's back! He's not done with Starcraft yet, folks -- today he starts on the second trilogy, Brood War. (Angel would win at that one easily.) It begins today with Episode IV: The Protoss Campaign[*]Remember how I said we had two unbelievably flimsy excuses to include TOS in this event? Here's the other one: Five-Minute "For the World is Hollow...." by Nic Corelli. Yep, you heard me. The episode's title is so long we feel justified splitting it in half.[/list]Now, the reason this update is a little lighter than the last few is that for the last five days, I've been working virtually nonstop on a time-sensitive project my mom needed help with. That work is finally done now, but I'm beat, so I'm taking it easy for once. Don't worry, CW will be in full force again starting tomorrow.


    Which is Day 17, incidentally. Be there or be 289.
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Old 07-01-2005, 07:02 AM
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Stukov: Yes. Yes we do.

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Raszagal: Worse. He's rebelling against us because he's a racist. We must kill him so he cannot stain our --
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McCoy: Positive. And I'm still not ruling out foul play, possibly by poisoning.
Spock: Aw. I know what will cheer you up - our 56th weekly cup of tea!
McCoy: Thanks, Spock. (picks a cup)
Spock: Um, no. Here, this one is yours.
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Oracle: Oracle's Message of the Day #2 - Do not meddle in the affairs of the Oracle, for thou art crunchy and taste good with strawberry pie.
Heheh.
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Oracle: Oracle's Message of the Day #3 - I could totally kick Microsoft's butt.
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Old 07-01-2005, 12:17 PM
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Ah, those crazy space Italians. What will they do next?
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Be there or be 289.
But there isn't a four at the end of the year!

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Kirk: Hmm. This is one very strange asteroid.
Spock: Agreed. Most asteroids don't have pink cylinders in their interior.
McCoy: Pink cylinders... Who built this thing? The Teletubbies?
Spock: It's a strong possibility.
Kirk: But I think a nuclear powered spaceship is beyond even them.
McCoy: True, true. Although they are very resourceful.
Kirk: An advanced, very dangerous species.
:mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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McCoy: Positive. And I'm still not ruling out foul play, possibly by poisoning.
Spock: Aw. I know what will cheer you up - our 56th weekly cup of tea!
McCoy: Thanks, Spock. (picks a cup)
Spock: Um, no. Here, this one is yours.
:mrgreen: :lol:

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Natira: Stop! In the name of looove!
Kirk: Pardon me?
Natira: I mean, stop in the name of Oracle. But I just love that song. Looove it
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Oracle: Oracle's Message of the Day #1 - Potatoes make you stupid.
Kirk: Um, okay... Listen, Oracle, we come in peace!
(ZAP!)
Oracle: Stupid enough to believe the Oracle. Eat the potatoes.
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:


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Natira: You can't fool me! It's turtles, turtles, turtles, all the way down!
*facepalm*

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Oracle: Oracle's Message of the Day #2 - Do not meddle in the affairs of the Oracle, for thou art crunchy and taste good with strawberry pie.


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Oracle: "Nuclear" means "shiny", "spaceship" means "tree frog" and "planet" means "chicken sandwich with sweet onion sauce."
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Old 07-01-2005, 03:03 PM
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The Overmind: GAK!
Kerrigan: (sigh) Do you always have to show off with your stupid carriers?
Yes, but I don't mind using Reavers instead. Sigh, IJD, you're going to make me hunt for my Starcraft CDs soon.

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Stukov: Heheheh. Look at 'em go!
DuGalle: Jeez, do we have to overdo the evil "authorities looking down at peons getting killed" angle?
Stukov: Yes. Yes we do.
Heheheh.



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Kirk: Speak, Bones.
Heh.

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Oracle: Oracle's Message of the Day #1 - Potatoes make you stupid.
Heheh. Is that a reference?

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Spock: Look at the inscriptions on the wall. Clearly in Fabrini language. And a map of eight planets... Must be the Fabrini star system.
Kirk: Or some other of the countless billions of star systems that have eight planets. How can you be sure it's the Fabrini?
Spock: I'm just that good.
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Oracle: "Nuclear" means "shiny", "spaceship" means "tree frog" and "planet" means "chicken sandwich with sweet onion sauce."
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Old 07-02-2005, 12:59 AM
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Be there or be 289.
But there isn't a four at the end of the year!
Annnnd I'm stumped. What are you talking about?
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Artanis: Yo.
"Are you still touching me? What do you think I am, an orc? This isn't Warcraft in space. It's got much better graphics."

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Executor: But --
Raszagal: We are a proud race!
Executor: What's that supposed to mean, anyway?
Raszagal: Shut up and get the damned crystal. That's what.
*snicker*

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Zeratul: Earth? They've come a long way.
And for some reason they use the exact same technology as the humans they haven't had contact with in however many centuries.

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The Overmind: GAK!
Kerrigan: (sigh) Do you always have to show off with your stupid carriers?
Hey, carriers rock. Especially with the cheats on.

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Executor: You know, I've got carriers so I don't really need your --
Zeratul: Of course you do. They don't call us "heroes" for nothing.
It continues to baffle me why you're not allowed to bring your massive forces with you when you get sent to the next mission.

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Kirk: So... then... in one year...
McCoy: I'm dead, Jim!
*snicker*

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Natira: You can't fool me! It's turtles, turtles, turtles, all the way down!
Excellent reference.

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Oracle: "Nuclear" means "shiny", "spaceship" means "tree frog" and "planet" means "chicken sandwich with sweet onion sauce."
Mmmm, treefrog.

Is that a Bromeliad reference?
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But there isn't a four at the end of the year!
Annnnd I'm stumped. What are you talking about?
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*Points at Valium*

NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDD!
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