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Old 12-21-2004, 06:59 PM
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::does the hustle and then licks Zeke::
Um... ew?
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Old 12-21-2004, 07:04 PM
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Actually, Celeste, it was IJD's idea, so you should lick him. Just don't let his girlfriend find out.
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[03:17] FiveMinZeke: Galactica clearly needs the advanced technology of scissors, which get around the whole "yanking on your follicles" problem.
[03:17] IJD: cylons can hack any blades working in conjunction
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Old 12-21-2004, 07:41 PM
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Okay! ::Tackles IJD::
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Old 12-21-2004, 07:47 PM
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Can I have some bad part to play? Maybe I can be the horrible cook this time....
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Old 12-21-2004, 08:55 PM
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Okay, so I guess I'm the...second person who got the VVS9 joke.

Just awesome. And I know I could think of something to say but it's only 1:00 and I haven't had lunch yet.

What?
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Old 12-21-2004, 09:28 PM
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Hmm... Could I have a cameo as A guy who likes ramming the Cube?
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Old 12-21-2004, 09:34 PM
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No.

(Update: Day 2 is taking longer than I thought, but it should be posted by 8 EST. Then Day 3 will be the "in just a few hours" one since it's an easier update.)
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Old 12-21-2004, 09:51 PM
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:cry: meanie! FINE! I'll just ram the Cube into Toronto! *rams the Cube into Thunder Bay* SHOOT! I missed!
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Old 12-21-2004, 09:54 PM
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Hey, you missed again. The cube is in my front lawn.
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Old 12-21-2004, 11:39 PM
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Zeke, I think you must be some kind of genius. An evil genius, to be sure, but a genius all the same.
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Old 12-22-2004, 02:35 AM
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Hey, you missed again. The cube is in my front lawn.
... that wasn't me, I ram the Cube, what is in you front lawn it The cube
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Old 12-22-2004, 04:04 AM
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Can we all have parts in Voyagers? Please
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Old 12-22-2004, 04:22 AM
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Zeke: The EMH? Yeah, they're still working on its personality. Ours is just a Marc one.

*Head desk* :lol:


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Old 12-22-2004, 04:48 AM
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Can we all have parts in Voyagers? Please
Nope. Over 70% of it is already written, and besides, half of you guys are already involved in the eTrektion. You're getting whole candidate profiles out of that. There will be a couple of cameos, but not many.
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[03:17] FiveMinZeke: Galactica clearly needs the advanced technology of scissors, which get around the whole "yanking on your follicles" problem.
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Old 12-22-2004, 06:01 AM
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Zeke: The EMH? Yeah, they're still working on its personality. Ours is just a Marc one.
Greatest...Gag...EVER!

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...Well, I thought it was cute.
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Old 12-22-2004, 06:20 AM
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Can we all have parts in Voyagers? Please
Nope. Over 70% of it is already written, and besides, half of you guys are already involved in the eTrektion. You're getting whole candidate profiles out of that. There will be a couple of cameos, but not many.
If I'm even in it, you better not have anyone mistake me for a woman!

And I totally missed that Marc One pun. It's so funny and I missed it. I must reread it all!
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Old 12-22-2004, 06:25 AM
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And I totally missed that Marc One pun. It's so funny and I missed it. I must reread it all!
Oh my God.

So did I, until you said that just now. :lol:
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Old 12-22-2004, 08:48 AM
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OOO! A new TopTenList! I love TopTenLists! This one was very funny!
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Old 12-22-2004, 09:27 AM
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...you get Day 2 of VW in just a few hours!

Uhuh. Sure.

But have this strong feeling that it will be worth the wait, like those first two.
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Unhappy with a new treaty, Federation colonists along the Cardassian border have banded together. Calling themselves "The Maquis," blah blah blah, it is a dark time for the Rebellion, something about taxation, blah blah Republic, blah.

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Zeke: Maybe in the Maquis you had to wait for the release date. We Starfleet officers have salaries, and what else are they going to pay us with? So, do we have a deal?
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