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[color=#000000ost_uid0]We currently have 57 members.

57 + 100 * 2^x = a prime when x = -1, 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, or 5.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]What's that got to do with taxi drivers?

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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]What's that got to do with taxi drivers?

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There are 11 letters in "taxi drivers". 57 - 11 = 46, which by some coincidence ( :eyeroll: ) just happens to be the square of the IQ of the person who posted just before the post I quote here. So there.

Wait a moment, what'd I just say...? :suspicious:[/colorost_uid0]
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[quoteost_uid0="NAHTMMM"][color=#000000ost_uid0]There are 11 letters in "taxi drivers". 57 - 11 = 46, which by some coincidence ( :eyeroll: ) just happens to be the square of the IQ of the person who posted just before the post I quote here. So there.

Wait a moment, what'd I just say...? :suspicious:[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Math: A+. Logic: F.

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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="taya17"][quoteost_uid0="NAHTMMM"]There are 11 letters in "taxi drivers". 57 - 11 = 46, which by some coincidence ( :eyeroll: ) just happens to be the square of the IQ of the person who posted just before the post I quote here. So there.

Wait a moment, what'd I just say...? :suspicious:[/quoteost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]The International Union of Numerologists just called me to tell me to tell you that their lawyers will be getting in touch with you very soon.[/quoteost_uid0]

But not on a day with a three in it. Threes are unlucky.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]And eights. Especially if your name is Rincewind.[/colorost_uid0]
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[quoteost_uid0="PointyHairedJedi"][color=#000000ost_uid0]And eights. Especially if your name is Rincewind.[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
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[quoteost_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"][color=#000000ost_uid0]But not on a day with a three in it. Threes are unlucky.[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Never to mention that number again. I'm a liturature student - enough said.[/colorost_uid0]
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[quoteost_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"][color=#000000ost_uid0]But not on a day with a three in it. Threes are unlucky.[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]So the last day of the month is always a bad day, except in February.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Or March, when it's the 15th.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Or March, when it's the 15th.[/quoteost_uid0]

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Yeah, I heard that was a very bad day, lol.

Also dont forget April 13th and Friday the 13th. Oh shoot, any 13th is bad, lol.[/colorost_uid0]
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[quoteost_uid0="Celeste"][color=#000000ost_uid0]...but don't quote me. :P[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Too late.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Quoting is what we do best around here. We are all Journalists who quote the words right out of each other's mouths.[/colorost_uid0]
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[quoteost_uid0="Saxamaphone"][color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="Celeste"]...but don't quote me. :P[/quoteost_uid0]
Too late.[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="NeoMatrix"]Quoting is what we do best around here. We are all Journalists who quote the words right out of each other's mouths.[/quoteost_uid0]
thankfully, i am not guilty of that.

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Today, May 31, is National Macaroon Day.


Looking ahead to [color=#F52887ost_uid0]June[/colorost_uid0], I see we are about to enter [bost_uid0][color=blueost_uid0]American Rivers Month[/colorost_uid0][/bost_uid0], [bost_uid0]Zoo and Aquarium Month[/bost_uid0], [bost_uid0]National Fresh Fruit and [color=greenost_uid0]Vegetable[/colorost_uid0] Month[/bost_uid0] and [bost_uid0]Dairy Month[/bost_uid0] (paying attention, Katy?), and of course the ever-popular [bost_uid0]National Accordian Awareness Month[/bost_uid0], [bost_uid0]Fight The Filthy Fly Month[/bost_uid0], and [bost_uid0]National Papaya Month[/bost_uid0].


Tomorrow, June 1st, is Dare Day.

June 3rd is Repeat Day.

June 3rd is Repeat Day.

June 3rd is Repeat Day.

June 5th is [bost_uid0]Festival Of Popular Delusions Day[/bost_uid0]

June 6th is National Applesauce Cake Day [imgost_uid0]http://3sygma.com/fiveminute/forums/html/non-cgi/emoticons/eek5.gif[/imgost_uid0] and [bost_uid0]Teacher's Day[/bost_uid0]

June 7th is [bost_uid0]National [color=#ADA96Eost_uid0]Chocolate[/colorost_uid0] Ice Cream Day[/bost_uid0]

June 9th is Donald Duck Day

June 3rd is Repeat Day

And June 10th is National Yo-Yo Day.[/colorost_uid0]

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