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Old 03-27-2003, 12:42 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Darn straight it is. Whether I spelt it right is a whole different matter.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]syn·chro·nic·i·ty[/bost_uid0]
[iost_uid0]n. pl.[/iost_uid0][bost_uid0] syn·chro·nic·i·ties[/bost_uid0]

1. The state or fact of being synchronous or simultaneous; synchronism.

2. Coincidence of events that seem to be meaningfully related, conceived in Jungian theory as an explanatory principle on the same order as causality.


Oh well, PHJ, you were close![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 03-30-2003, 02:18 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]I feel a poll thread coming on... :O

[daydream sequence]
[color=greenost_uid0][iost_uid0]Which of the following do you want NAHTMMM to be paired with in upcoming Baw fivers?

*Celeste--that'll teach the little smart-aleck spamming guy!

*Katy Jane--I really don't want to wish him on Katy, honest! It's just that I'm a frogophobe. :O

*Kira--Zeke'll kill him faster than you can say "rastrami on pie" and we'll finally have some peace around here. :madder:
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[end daydream sequence]

Ohhhh....then again, er, maybe not. :dead:[/colorost_uid0]

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[color=#000000ost_uid0][iost_uid0]There once was a [color=purpleost_uid0]veggie[/colorost_uid0] named Zuke
Who had a mishap, 'twas really a fluke.
While living in Polynesia
He came down with amnesia
And became convinced he was really "The Duke"![/iost_uid0] [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][iost_uid0]There once was a [color=greenost_uid0]tree frog[/colorost_uid0] named [bost_uid0]Jane[/bost_uid0]
Who was caught out in the pouring [color=blueost_uid0]rain[/colorost_uid0].
She was almost washed away,
But a [color=redost_uid0]robin[/colorost_uid0] saved the day,
By catching her in his big nest! :smile:

There once was a dog named [bost_uid0]Celeste[/bost_uid0]
Who dreamed of being a dentist.
But [bost_uid0][color=ADA96Eost_uid0]Ril[/colorost_uid0][color=blueost_uid0]ey[/colorost_uid0][/bost_uid0] saved us all
By holding her enthralled
So she has no time to cause us pain! [/iost_uid0]


Wait a minute here.... :S :S ...Something doesn't look quite right...

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]There once was a nice guy named Zeke.
When faced with two !'s, he'd [color=redost_uid0][iost_uid0]freak[/colorost_uid0][/iost_uid0]!
Someone tried it once
And got zonked on the bonce
While the rest of us flinched and said, "[iost_uid0]Eek![/iost_uid0]" :O[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 04-02-2003, 09:32 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]You have a lot of free time.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Look at his post count. Of course he has free time. You should have seen it before we lost the Forum Data.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]I wanna placard! Gimme gimme GIMME!

[bost_uid0]MAKE IT SO[/bost_uid0]


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[quoteost_uid0="Celeste"][color=#000000ost_uid0]Look at his post count. Of course he has free time. You should have seen it before we lost the Forum Data.[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]You should've seen Celeste and my post counts - now those were magnificant [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]I did. You and Celeste were almost at 1500, and I think NAHTMMM broke 1000. It's shocking and scary to think I am [iost_uid0]over[/iost_uid0] the current post count of one of the greats, considering, chronologicly (sp), I'm still a newb. Or n00b. Whatever.[/colorost_uid0]

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]First, I'm flattered

Second, I've been getting busier and busier lately - but, I still like hangin' 'round here.

[iost_uid0]There one was a poet named NAHT.
Who always would love to chat.
He'd post night and day
In a corny way
'Til we growned and his jokes fell flat.[/iost_uid0]

Just kiddin' man [/colorost_uid0]

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Awww, now you're making ME want a limerick thingie.



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[color=#000000ost_uid0]No offense, sax. I realize you're understating my determination in order to make the poem rhyme. Other than that, it's only too accurate.

[iost_uid0]Somewhere there's a Rommie named [bost_uid0]Nan[/bost_uid0]
Who believes that Dan is The Man.
"Star Trek is okay,
But as I always say,
Stargate ROCKS! I'm its #1 fan."[/iost_uid0]



(That only took me about 5 minutes. "A lot of free time", indeed. :eyeroll: I usually have another 2 or 3 windows open when I come here. I can do stuff and just check back every ten to forty minutes or whatever. So there. )[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]*is embarrassed by amazingly low post count*[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]*is a little concerned to see hers*

Crikey, that's a lot of posts in a few months!


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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]*is a little concerned to see hers*

Crikey, that's a lot of posts in a few months![/quoteost_uid0]

Look where I am. Distant second to NAHTMMM.

I'm clearly not spending enough time on more important things.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]More important than 5MV? I'm having a little trouble with this concept.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]My post count rate has jumped up alot in the past week or so. I am in the top 20 now, working my way to the top 10.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Well, my post count suggests that I've been dead for the few months.

That's actually quite accurate.[/colorost_uid0]
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