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Old 10-20-2003, 11:03 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]minuteren[/quoteost_uid0]
Is that word trying to be German? :lol:[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Reed == stick and T'Pol == T'Pole?

Somebody has castration issues back there, I'm telling you...[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-21-2003, 06:09 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]When you put it through enough times, it gets REALLY weird... I dont know in what order I used the translater options (ie, English to German, German to French, etc) but one had "You Pol" and the other "T Pole"...not to mention "Stick". EEEEEEEEw is all I have to say to that comment! [/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-21-2003, 07:55 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]What do you get when you cross You Pole and Mayweather?


A Maypole! Whoop whoop!

What was wrong with the comment?[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-21-2003, 08:19 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]*blinks*
*nods* and
*smiles* then
*blinks* and
*blinks* again[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-21-2003, 08:56 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]:gets a doctor for Opium:

Suspect she's high on something. I think it's crack. [/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-22-2003, 04:53 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]*looks for more poppyseeds and cough syrup*
*eats a poppyseed bagel and soup*
*drinks a lot of cough syrup*
"The drug of choice for those who do not want to take illegal drugs...Cough Syrup!"
*wonders if thats the best slogan for cough syrup*[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-22-2003, 06:13 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]That's alarming. I never thought I'd find someone who could get herself high on cough syrup.

Romulan Ale, now, on the other hand...[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Well, we all know that Moe got hooked on the stuff during 'Nam...[/colorost_uid0]
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[quoteost_uid0="taya17"][color=#000000ost_uid0]That's alarming. I never thought I'd find someone who could get herself high on cough syrup.[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Reminds me of the fade-out from Dead Milkmen's "Rastabilly":
[quoteost_uid0]Yeah, that's right
Somebody kicked my dog Mavis and I'm gonna find out just who the hell it was
I'm all messed up on cough syrup now, so just like never mind
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]I decided to go to google and see if there are real people named John Sheridan.

Here is what I found:
http://www.google.com/search?....+Search[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]I've been there before... Back when I was trying to figure out who the hell 17 was talking about. [/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-23-2003, 12:47 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]:laughs her head off:

Dudes, Sheridan is a not unusual last name, and I'm quite sure there are more than just a handful of Johns around, so there [iost_uid0]should[/iost_uid0] be some real John Sheridans hanging around at any rate.

Might explain why Sheridan dies so many times-- there are just too many around...

Was highly amused by the "John Sheridan and Associates" one though. "My associates have a question for you..."

:ahem:[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-23-2003, 12:49 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Cough syrup does contain ingredients that cause some buzzy feelings, and the flu and the lack of eating because of flu makes it even worse and then it's like, "Whoa! Wonder if John Sheridan ever wears pink pants" comes through your brain and you laugh while watching a Judging Amy courtroom scene and everyone in the room looks at you funny.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Pink pants.


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...


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Opium, even with the effects of the cough syrup factored in... you have one helluva strange imagination.

Now the image of John Sheridan in pink pants and a Budweiser t-shirt is going to haunt me for the rest of my life. Urk.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]From "Similitude":



Before:
[quoteost_uid0][iost_uid0]Captain's Starlog: Trip has a brilliant plan to increase our warp efficiency. He's going to use....[/iost_uid0]
Archer: Uh, Archer to Trip. What did you say your new system is called?
Tucker: Coaxial quantum slipstream transwarp subspace corridors.
[iost_uid0]He's going to make the ship faster.[/iost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]

After:
[quoteost_uid0][iost_uid0]Starlog De Capitaine: The voyage has a brilliant plan to increase our effectiveness of chain. It will employ....[/iost_uid0]
Archer: Uh, archer to be started. What do you have says your new system is called T-you?
Tucker: Coaxial corridors of subspace of transwarp of wake of quantum.
[iost_uid0]It will make the boat faster.[/iost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
or
[quoteost_uid0][iost_uid0]Star log of the captain: The journey has a shining plan, in order to increase our chain effectiveness. It will use itself....[/iost_uid0]
Elbow contactor: Uh to release itself elbow contactor. What do you have said your new system are called t-vous?
Tucker: Coaxial courses sous espace of transwarp the quantity wake.
[iost_uid0]It will make the ship faster.[/iost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]




Before:
[quoteost_uid0]Archer: Too bad. I need Trip, T'Pol needs Trip, and doggone it, people like Trip. I have no pity for you.
Sim: You can't fool me, Cap'n. I can tell by your furrows that you're not without pity.
Archer: Yes, I am! Do you think being a living human being gives you "rights" or something? I'll get your brain one way or the other!
Sim: What's the other way?
Archer: I line T'Pol's quarters with Trellium-D, she turns into a zombie, the zombie eats your brain, Reed beams it out of the zombie, and Phlox buys it from Reed with some hormones.[/quoteost_uid0]

After:
[quoteost_uid0]Archer: Too much bad. I need the trip, T'Pol needs the trip, and doggone it, person as the trip. I do not have no mercy for you.
Yes: You cannot deceive me, Cap'n. I can say for its furrows that you he is not without mercy.
Archer: Yes, I am! You think of being human being living creature you give "right" or something to it? I will start its one-way brain or the other!
Yes: What is to another way?
Archer: I line up rooms of T'Pol with Trellium-D, I turn in one zombi, zombi I outside eat its brain, beams reed it of zombi, and phlox purchase it of the tongue-piece with some hormones.[/quoteost_uid0]

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Mwahahahahahahah!

[iost_uid0]it's baaaaaaaack![/iost_uid0][/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Elbow contacter?

How did THAT happen?[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Five Minute Voyager: Because Trek is long and life is short.[/quoteost_uid0]

Becomes...

[quoteost_uid0]Five, to travel very small: because the course is longitudinally and the life is short.[/quoteost_uid0]

Zeke, I think this should be the site's new slogan.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="Standback"]Five, to travel very small: because the course is longitudinally and the life is short[/quoteost_uid0]
A [iost_uid0]minute[/iost_uid0] voyager! Oh! Ohhhhhh! ::howls continue in an unseeming manner for the better part of five... um, [iost_uid0]minutes[/iost_uid0]::

Zeke, I agree. We have a new slogan for FMV![/colorost_uid0]
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