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Old 10-20-2003, 04:31 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]*brushes flower petals out of his hair*

I think I prefer the flower to the breadstick.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-20-2003, 07:19 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]But the breadstick's a phallic symbol.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-20-2003, 10:30 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Well, if you were someone with a certain kind of mind, then I suppose quite a lot of things could be described as phallic symbols...[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]But very few of those could be described as five-mile-long phallic symbols. [/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-21-2003, 03:08 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]It was our last, best chance to offend a prude.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Ah, but the question is, can you render that in Latin?[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-21-2003, 10:52 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]I'm just glad I didn't get thwapped again.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]You know very well that your post was just [iost_uid0]asking[/iost_uid0] for this:

[bost_uid0]*THWAP*[/bost_uid0]

Nyehehehehe. [/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-21-2003, 11:53 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Now who didn't see [iost_uid0]that[/iost_uid0] one coming?

I'm just gonna run now.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-21-2003, 12:15 PM
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*THWAP*[/bost_uid0]



Nope, didn't think you could run five miles that fast.
[bost_uid0]Little Voice in 17's head:[/bost_uid0] 17, you've just carved a B5-sized hole in the structure of this fora. What do you think about that?
[bost_uid0]17:[/bost_uid0] That's very interesting.

FEAR my B5 of THWAP!ping! FEAR IT![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-21-2003, 12:45 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Fearing.

EDIT: I'm not going to comment on the grammatical incorrectness of "this fora". I'm just not. [/colorost_uid0]

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]If only there was an emoticon for running away very fast. I think taya would get sick of it pretty quickly though.

[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Uh-oh.

You might want to use that emoticon now. You called her Taya. [/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-21-2003, 05:09 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Run awaaaaaaaaaay......

*PHJ runs off into the sunset*[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-21-2003, 05:49 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Can [iost_uid0]you[/iost_uid0] run five miles before she comes back? I couldn't.

But then, it's supposed to be night there.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-21-2003, 06:57 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Ah, but the question is, can you render that in Latin?
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Eu noster terminal, superior chance pro pissofficus archeobattus.

PS, one forum, many fora.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]:eyeroll:

Hmm. I appear to be safe for the moment.

I really hope those aren't going to be famous last words...[/colorost_uid0]
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*ZAP!*[/bost_uid0]



Indeed they were. You may be out of THWAP!ing range, but you sure as hell ain't out of firing range for this baby!

My new weapon has teeth, folks. And [iost_uid0]plenty[/iost_uid0] of them. Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid, BWAAHAHAHAHAHA!

p.s. Really, Sa'ar? I've always thought of this place as "[iost_uid0]a[/iost_uid0] fora". Weirdness. Major Weirdness.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Are you sure? I'm six time-zones away, PHJ seven. Does it have that kind of range?

:Moves to Katuchan* and doesn't tell 17 where it is:

*The name of the star system has been changed to protect the safety of me. [/colorost_uid0]
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[quoteost_uid0="taya17"][color=#000000ost_uid0]Indeed they were.[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Technically, PHJ's last words were

[quoteost_uid0]I really hope those aren't going to be famous last words...[/quoteost_uid0]

instead. But I suspect you knew that perfectly well. [/colorost_uid0]
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