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Old 05-29-2004, 11:17 PM
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As promised, here's Five-Minute "Stratagem."[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 05-29-2004, 11:47 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]The geek in me just had to snicker at the 640k jokes. Well done once again, good man!

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Old 05-30-2004, 02:17 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Degra: ...Okay, you owe me about 640 kilobytes of backstory.
Archer: That should be enough for anybody.[/quoteost_uid0]
That is so wrong. And yet, so hilarious.
[quoteost_uid0]Sato: Just a letter from Degra to a planet called Azati Prime. It's addressed to his nephew Wormwood.
Archer: Degra, you devil![/quoteost_uid0]
Love C.S. Lewis references.
[quoteost_uid0]Degra: (chewing a carrot) Ehhhhhh... what's up, Phlox?[/quoteost_uid0]
[quoteost_uid0]Archer: Red? Shoot, my powers won't work here. Anyway, take us in.[/quoteost_uid0]
Great fiver, Zeke. As always.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 05-30-2004, 02:34 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]...get us outta this debris field, T'Pronto![/quoteost_uid0]


Yes! I am SO easy for T'Pol jokes!


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Old 05-30-2004, 08:08 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Hehe. Nice one, Zeke. [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Tee hee. Thank you for this lovely two-week-long week.

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[color=#000000ost_uid5][quoteost_uid5]Degra: Well, you did get the double A right... still, I have my doubts. Maybe if there were some convenient malfunction forcing us to rely on each other....
Coolant Pipe: HISSSSSSSSSSS
Degra: Wow! It's as if whatever transcendent beings steer this universe heard exactly what I said and provided it!
Archer: Don't call them transcendent, it'll go to their heads. Especially Travis's.

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Sato: Just a letter from Degra to a planet called Azati Prime. It's addressed to his nephew Wormwood.
Archer: Degra, you devil![/quoteost_uid5]
Heheheh. [/colorost_uid5]
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Old 05-30-2004, 11:06 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]great fiver! I loved all the confustion raditation, it was very funny. I loved it![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Archer: Relax. It got the sucker out of you easy as pie. And I knew you wouldn't be too upset.
Degra: Why?
Archer: No worm in, no cry. [/quoteost_uid0]Ooo, ouch!
[quoteost_uid0]Archer: (rolls eyes) Alien Nazis. Right. [/quoteost_uid0]*znarf*
[quoteost_uid0]Degra: (chewing a carrot) Ehhhhhh... what's up, Phlox?
Phlox: I admit it's funny making him think he's Bugs Bunny, but what good does it do?
Archer: Okay, we'll try my other idea. [/quoteost_uid0]
[quoteost_uid0]Reed: You know I said "fight" both times, right?
T'Pol: Look at my ears and ask me again.[/quoteost_uid0]Hee
[quoteost_uid0]Degra: And it's "vortebrae." [/quoteost_uid0] :lol:

And all the other things, too.[/colorost_uid0]
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