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Old 07-21-2004, 11:27 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]BWAA HA HA HA HA HA HA![/bost_uid0][/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-22-2004, 04:00 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]I still do actually. [/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-23-2004, 03:24 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Was that a "I still do wonder" kind of "I still do, actually", or a "I still want to marry you" kind of "I still do, actually"? [/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-23-2004, 02:39 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Eh? See, now you've gone and lost me completely.

Oh, sorry, I'm still supposed to be duct-tapeified, aren't I? What I meant to say was -

Mmmmm mmmff mmmm mmmff mmmm mmmmm![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]*lassoes Sa'ar and ties him to the middle of the room with silk ribbons*[/quoteost_uid0]

Oooh, silk.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-23-2004, 06:14 PM
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[quoteost_uid0="taya17"][color=#000000ost_uid0]Was that a "I still do wonder" kind of "I still do, actually", or a "I still want to marry you" kind of "I still do, actually"? [/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]I never did want to marry you, so I'd have to go for the other option. [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Actually, you know, I wonder if 17 doesn't have a thing for me. All this GBH she keeps inflicting on me does make me wonder.... [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Actually, you know, I wonder if 17 doesn't have a thing for me. All this GBH she keeps inflicting on me does make me wonder...[/quoteost_uid0]

Mine! *gores Pointy with Cuckold's Horns*

*stop trying to read something naughty into that, you perverts*[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-23-2004, 11:21 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]How do you manage to make that plural?[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-23-2004, 11:40 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Quite a nice little three-way 17, Sa`ar and Pointy have going on here...





(What?)[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-23-2004, 11:59 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]*eyenarrow @ Nits*
*starts singing*

[iost_uid0]"Više nisam tvoja, nisam ona koja trpi da bi bila voljena..."[/iost_uid0]


You were just [bost_uid0]asking[/bost_uid0] for it!

And ahem, Pointy... GBH? That reads like Greater Bosnia-Hercegovina to me. Explain, or suffer more pain! :devil:[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-24-2004, 12:10 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Aww... Why do Sa`ar and Pointy get lassoed and tied up, while I get to listen trashy Croatian music? It`s not fair.

Also, I believe he wanted to say Grievous Bodily Harm. [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Oh NOW you're really asking for it!

*lassoes and ties Nits up in the middle of the room and still forces him to listen to TEH CLAUDIA [iost_uid0]anyway[/iost_uid0] because now he's tied up and CAN'T RUN AWAY [bost_uid0]BWAAHAHAHAHAHA![/bost_uid0]*


*pokes Pointy for good measure*[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-24-2004, 12:29 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]You sadist! AAAAAAAH! STELLAAAAAAAAAAAAA![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-24-2004, 01:53 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid8]AHAHAHAHA--

Who's Stella? *suspicious*[/colorost_uid8]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="Nic Corelli"](What?)[/quoteost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"]*stop trying to read something naughty into that, you perverts*[/quoteost_uid0]


[quoteost_uid0="taya17"]Who's Stella? *suspicious*[/quoteost_uid0]
His girlfriend, of course. He's an in-the-closet hetero. [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="catalina_marina"]He's an in-the-closet hetero. [/quoteost_uid0]


That is THE MOST bizzare allegation I've heard all year! Even Bush's "I'm a PEACE PRESIDENT!" and my sister's "Serbians are tomatoes in large hats!" don't come close.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]I think that maybe Stella is the Stella from that classic "A Steetcar Named Marge" (which I believe was based on a play of some sort). [/colorost_uid0]
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[quoteost_uid0="taya17"][color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="catalina_marina"]He's an in-the-closet hetero. [/quoteost_uid0]


That is THE MOST bizzare allegation I've heard all year! Even Bush's "I'm a PEACE PRESIDENT!" and my sister's "Serbians are tomatoes in large hats!" don't come close.[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Heh. It was, of course, a joke. :eyeroll:[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-25-2004, 01:17 AM
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[quoteost_uid0="taya17"][color=#000000ost_uid0]Even Bush's "I'm a PEACE PRESIDENT!"[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Are you sure? I clearly remember hearing him say on CNN "I`m a war President."

So he claims he`s a peace President and a war President?

I don`t know if this is extremely funny or extremely disturbing. [/colorost_uid0]
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