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01-31-2006, 08:05 PM
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Q: Aaaaaand, there he goes.
A: Quick, call the league of super-lawyers!
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#5502
02-01-2006, 04:03 AM
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Q: Sorry Lois, I gotta go save some people now. I will come back to bed soon.
ATA: This answer will not self destruct in 5 seconds, instead it will...*BOOM*
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02-01-2006, 06:09 AM
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Q: Well, I hope this isn't another one of those lousy self-destructing secret messages.
A: Noooooooo!
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02-01-2006, 09:24 PM
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Q: Your lunch had a self destructing message. I'm afraid your lunch is toast.
A: Ten tons
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02-02-2006, 10:48 AM
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Q: How much bull does Simon produce during the average episode of "American Idol"?
A: eTrektion jokes.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine!  (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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02-02-2006, 10:55 AM
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Q: How heavy is the forum now?
A: He took her down to Chinatown, and he showed her how to kick the gong around.
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02-02-2006, 10:59 AM
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Q: What did Zeke do when Chancellor Valium double-posted :twisted:
A: A: eTrektion jokes.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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02-02-2006, 06:14 PM
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Q: What do all the pundits fear?
A: You smiled when we parted, it hurt me somehow... Quote:
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02-03-2006, 07:16 AM
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Q: How did you like the last grumpiness convention?
A: Huh?
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02-03-2006, 02:07 PM
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Q: Did you hear what I said?
A: Josie is the only one that can help you with that
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02-03-2006, 06:15 PM
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Q: Can you help me with this translation?
A: Horus, Mighty Bull, Arising in Thebes, He of the Two Ladies, Horus of Gold, He of the Sedge and the Bee...
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02-03-2006, 10:09 PM
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Q: Do you know any deities?
A: May the yuletide log slip from your fire, and burn your house down.
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Me, singing: Krieg, huh... wozu ist der gut? Um Europa zu übernehmen! Vote Morphine - the party for Not Crushing Opium! Yoda, to his ice-cream: The sauce is upon you, and soon, sprinkles must fall!
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02-04-2006, 10:49 PM
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Q: This card says "Bad holiday greetings".
A: Nope, not last I checked.
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#5514
02-06-2006, 09:50 PM
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Q: have you seen anyone on the chat lately
A: gah I dont like it...stop that
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02-06-2006, 09:52 PM
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Q: Would you like spoilers on upcoming material? Here: *CENSORED*
A: I didn't put that there. The conspiracy put that there.
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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02-07-2006, 12:53 AM
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Q: Who put "throght" in you signature?
A: Seriously!
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#5517
02-07-2006, 10:38 AM
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Q: hey is it really not spelled throght?
A: Yep it's in Russia.
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02-07-2006, 05:48 PM
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Q: Where is the Orb Of Useless Riddles?
A: The significant owl hoots in the night.
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02-07-2006, 09:41 PM
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Q: What happens on the days the insignificant owl doesn't hoot in the night?
A: I never would have guessed.
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#5520
02-08-2006, 04:05 AM
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Q: Did you guess that the number I was thinking was 47?
A: Refer to the chat logs for that info
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