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Old 05-16-2005, 04:06 AM
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Q: What's up with Picard?

A: No, I don't think so
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Old 05-16-2005, 08:12 AM
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A: Karl. Blame Karl.
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Old 05-16-2005, 10:22 PM
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Q: Who should we blame for this bad tasting pie?

A: That will be the day coffee defeats pie to become the ruler of this domain
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Old 05-17-2005, 03:01 AM
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Q: Wow...I heard that Picard stopped drinking earl grey and started drinking coffee!


A: It was better than that!
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Old 05-22-2005, 09:51 PM
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Q: Was it as good as Star Wars: Episode III?

A: It was like that date with you from a few pages back
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Old 05-23-2005, 05:30 PM
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Q: So how did the meeting with John and TopHatman go?

A: NOOOOOOOOOO!
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Old 05-24-2005, 01:59 AM
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Q: So, did you like the new JarJar Binks rap album?


A: GASP! That's astonishing!
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Old 05-25-2005, 11:10 PM
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Q: Did you know Jar Jar Binks can rap?

A: I find that very disturbing.
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Old 05-26-2005, 04:16 AM
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Q: Did you know Don Cherry does a rap with JarJar Binks on his new album?


A: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! OH PLEASE, NNNNNNNNNOOOO!
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Old 05-26-2005, 04:02 PM
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Q: hey I have this album here. do you want to hear it?


A: no, no, no I don't even want to imagine that......
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Old 05-27-2005, 02:52 AM
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Q: You want to know who is making a rap album? Well, I heard that John the Rapper and TopHatRapper are...

A: Oh, I thought you said they were wrapping.
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Old 05-27-2005, 09:58 AM
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Q: Hey! Look! Here's my new rap CD! I've been working on it all month at the mall where TopHatMan wanders!


A: Dude! That CD is the da bomb!
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Old 05-27-2005, 10:16 PM
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Old 05-28-2005, 02:31 AM
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Q: Did you hear the new Spice Girls Featuring TopHatMan country album?


A: It's a little bit of country, it's a little bit of rock'n roll.
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Old 05-28-2005, 01:34 PM
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Q: So Opuim, tell us about your new album

A: I find you ability to rap disturbing
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Old 05-29-2005, 10:36 AM
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A: That's sounds like Troi's new CD!
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A: No, that was my uncle Sven's goat.
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Old 06-02-2005, 12:36 AM
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Q: Is that Celine Dion's new CD?


A: It's like "Desperate HOusewives" meets "Phantom of the Opera" meets "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat".
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Old 06-03-2005, 05:45 AM
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Q:So what is "Amazing Joseph and the Desperate Phantom Housewives in Technicolour" about?

A: Hey, you are the one that made the wish. I was just doing my job and granted your wish. Now will you please pay me so I can go see my next client.
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