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Old 11-06-2004, 04:31 AM
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Q: Who made Zeke such a "soon" person?

A: Really? Are you sure? Positive? HA! GOT YOU!
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Old 11-06-2004, 09:20 AM
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Q: Umm...maybe if I move to....Tottenham Court Road across a diagonal?
A: An evil Wizard, named Zuke...
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Old 11-06-2004, 12:16 PM
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Q: Who's going to be here soon?



A: The light says yes.
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Old 11-06-2004, 07:38 PM
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Q: Say, Opium, do you think some Top Ten UK election lists should be done?
A: Zeke said no, and we didn't get a reply from Zuke....
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Old 11-06-2004, 07:48 PM
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Q: What did Zeke and Zuke say about my plan to smother 5MV in pickle juice for a day?

A: There's more chili over there.
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Old 11-06-2004, 07:50 PM
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A: I can't believe you said that!
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Old 11-07-2004, 12:51 AM
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Q: I think Alan Rickman is kind of good-looking in that other-guy sort of way.


A: Johnny Depp!
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Old 11-07-2004, 02:52 AM
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A: notme!
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Old 11-07-2004, 05:06 AM
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Q: Who did this?


A: I'd check in the FAQ ASAP.
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Old 11-07-2004, 06:23 AM
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A: No! It cannot be!
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Old 11-07-2004, 08:51 AM
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Q: Hotaru, you're an idiot
A: Probably. Now shut up.
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Old 11-07-2004, 08:58 AM
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A: It's under the sofa.
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Old 11-07-2004, 09:57 AM
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A: I shall not tolerate such buffoonery!
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FiveMinZeke: That does explain why I'm drinking Earl Grey right now....
Tarn-Vedra: Don't forget to tug the front of your shirt, Jean.
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Old 11-07-2004, 10:03 AM
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Q: Ooh! Look! Politicians! Let's poke them with spoons!
A: You're not going out on the rampage again are you? That's the third time this week.... :roll:
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Old 11-07-2004, 12:07 PM
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Q: Johnny Depp should have won the Best Actor award at the Oscars!


A: Finding Neverland
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Old 11-07-2004, 06:20 PM
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Old 11-07-2004, 10:32 PM
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Old 11-08-2004, 12:21 AM
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A: You really thought that was funny, didn't you?
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Old 11-08-2004, 12:36 AM
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