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Old 10-27-2004, 11:18 PM
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Q: What thread does TopHatMan appear least in?



A: I couldn't be more bored.
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Old 10-27-2004, 11:28 PM
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A: Ew.
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Old 10-27-2004, 11:52 PM
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A: YAY! Woooo!
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Old 10-28-2004, 12:27 AM
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Q: THE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS MOVIE! :shock:

A: He's inside that giant pie
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Old 10-28-2004, 02:34 AM
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Q: Where is Spongebob?

A: I didn't know Spongebob loved pie, well acutally it's sponge cake, but who cares.
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Old 10-28-2004, 03:27 AM
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Q: Hey! Did you hear Spongebob loves Pie?


A: Yep. He did it again.
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Old 10-28-2004, 04:07 AM
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Q: Did he fart again?

A: Dialing, please wait.
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Old 10-28-2004, 09:54 AM
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Q: Did you phone TopHatMan yet about Halloween brunch?


A: That one over there.
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Old 10-28-2004, 08:10 PM
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Q: Which pumpkin do you want for the Halloween party, Neelix?

A: Everyone is invited to the Holodeck for some Halloween partying, unless we run into any danger.
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Old 10-28-2004, 08:56 PM
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Q: How about a hallowe'en party this year, Neelix?
A: Umm...the pink one, I think...
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Old 10-29-2004, 01:42 AM
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Q: Which dress do you like better?


A: To quote the famous philosopher Bo Ling, "You should always try to knock all the puns down."
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Old 10-29-2004, 01:55 AM
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Q: Punish us with a bad pun quote.

A: To pun or not to pun
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Old 10-29-2004, 02:01 AM
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Q: What is the questipun?


A: It's a new club, called: Slackers Anonymous, or Essay for short.
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Old 10-29-2004, 04:29 AM
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A: Is that because you are out of toner?
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Old 10-29-2004, 05:45 AM
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Q: My skin is sagging! Why?


A: Right, well, you could it do that way, or you could let a professional do it.
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Old 10-29-2004, 02:27 PM
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A: Right across the street.
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Old 10-29-2004, 09:26 PM
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Q: Where are you going to build your house?

A: Parties every night
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Old 10-29-2004, 09:29 PM
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A: Is that wall made of cheese? :shock:
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Old 10-29-2004, 10:07 PM
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Q: And here is the wall of cheese. Are you listening to me, or looking at the woman in the red dress?

A: The roof? Oh, um... I will have to get back to you on that.
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Old 10-29-2004, 10:16 PM
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Q: Hey! Nice Skylight!


A: Hmm... I seem to be short a few nails.
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