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Old 09-11-2005, 12:18 PM
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You do, but then everyone else runs away!

I wish I could wish on a star and have it happen instantly.
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Old 09-11-2005, 12:34 PM
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Whilst all upon-a-star wishes become instant, the number of shooting stars drops immediately to 0, and stays there forever.

I wish I had my own antimatter reactor...
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Old 09-11-2005, 01:21 PM
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Whilst all upon-a-star wishes become instant, the number of shooting stars drops immediately to 0, and stays there forever.

I wish I had my own antimatter reactor...
It blows up in your face.

I wish that people would stop making me electrocute htem....
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Old 09-11-2005, 06:36 PM
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Okay, now they make you electrocute yourself! :twisted:


I wish for twice as much time in each day to get all this dang work done.
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Old 09-12-2005, 11:16 AM
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You also get twice the work.

I wish I can find a better job

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Old 09-12-2005, 01:40 PM
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You can find the job, easily enough, but you can never get it.

(yes, he is)

I wish I was a lumberjack...
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Old 09-12-2005, 02:33 PM
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You can find the job, easily enough, but you can never get it.

(yes, he is)

I wish I was a lumberjack...
You are, but everyone is scared of you because of your obsession with wearing nothing but a bra...

(yes, he is indeed...and a very good game it is too! Just don't get the sequel :wink: )

I wish that people would stop meddling with causality, continuity and space/time in general...
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Old 09-12-2005, 11:57 PM
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Now everything's boring!


I wish for better reception on this dang cellphone.
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Old 09-13-2005, 08:00 AM
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Now there is. And it's not your cellphone, so you get turned on by the police-sheep of Beaumaris,who eat you :twisted:

I wish that ALL fora were more active.....
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Old 09-13-2005, 10:41 PM
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They are ... with Spambots!


I wish ... for Pie!
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Old 09-13-2005, 11:00 PM
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You get PIE... of LEOLA ROOTS!

I wish I could see Neelix dismembered by the rest of the Voyager Crew.
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Old 09-13-2005, 11:15 PM
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He does, but then your favorite character becomes annoying as a replacement.

(The sequal wasn't so bad. Kinda sucky ending though. Still cool. Less numbers.)

I wish I could sick Q on Vallium for a little bit, AND TAKE OVER FMC!!!!!!

*Psyco Evil Laugh.*
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Old 09-14-2005, 01:11 PM
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You do, unfortunately, though, I bore him to death with the past twenty-thousand years of holiday snaps....

(I don't agree. The end is sucky, but the large amount of cut content makes a nonsense of the plot)

I wish McCheese!
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Old 09-14-2005, 10:26 PM
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Error -42: wishes must be complete sentences.


I wish this computer would work perfectly.
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Old 09-14-2005, 10:55 PM
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It does, but never when you are around.

I wish I'd used a Genie's lamp instead of this stupid Monkey's Paw...
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Old 09-15-2005, 12:20 AM
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Every wish, corrupts he does! Insane you go! *Yoda like laugh.*

Found do I wish my running mate, annoying it is with such silence.
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Old 09-27-2005, 02:08 PM
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The monkey's paw takes as long to translate your wish as I did, and you have died of old age before it finishes.

I wish it were raining latinum, without the worthless gold casing...
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Old 09-28-2005, 01:40 AM
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Okay, but lots of people get seriously injured, including you, and it's worthless because now everyone has more than they want.


I wish I could run at the speed of light (or less, at my option), without getting hurt in any way.
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The first time you make it to lightspeed, relative time dilation means that by the time you have finished your 10 minute morning jog, everyone you know has died of old age and *PIE HAS BECOME EXTINCT*!

I wish everyone here thought I was lazy.
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We already do. That's why we call you "slothiam" behind your back.

I wish I hadn't stayed away from here for so long, the place sure looks different.
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