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![]() ------ Greetings to all readers and visitors of Five-Minute Voyager. Â This is Zeke welcoming you to Alternate Universes Week, our celebration of 5MV's third birthday. As our more longstanding readers will remember, I don't actually know what day I created the site. Â I do know it was in June of 2000, and I've been going on the assumption that June 15 is about the right date. Â That means we're three years old as of today, and it also means -- as Ki is sure to point out -- that this is the first site birthday celebration to appear on time. Â It's also the first one she's officially run as Site Manager. Â Coincidence? On 5MV's first birthday, I got wordy for the occasion. Â On the second, I decided not to make a big deal that way, and instead just throw out tons of new content. Â I think I'm going to compromise this year: I'll say a few words, but keep it briefer this time, and I'll save it for the end of the party. Â Thus, without further ado, here's what we've got for you on the first day of our Year 3 bash!
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![]() Parallels got fived! That's one of my fave TNG eps ever, I'm so happy! I particularly liked: [b ![]() ![]() [b ![]() ![]() [b ![]() ![]() [b ![]() ![]() [b ![]() ![]() [b ![]() ![]() [b ![]() ![]() [b ![]() ![]() [i ![]() ![]() [b ![]() ![]() [i ![]() ![]() Mirror, Mirror was also really funny: [b ![]() ![]() [b ![]() ![]() And my fave: [b ![]() ![]() [b ![]() ![]() [b ![]() ![]() [b ![]() ![]() (SLAP!) [b ![]() ![]() [b ![]() ![]() [b ![]() ![]() [b ![]() ![]() I've only ever watched like 2 and a half episodes of Sliders before, but still laughed at 'Prince of Wails,' and 'Sleapers' looks like a lot of fun. Great job everyone! [b ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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![]() There may be no "official" contest this time, but we'll have a couple of unofficial ones here in the forums. The feature [i ![]() ![]() So if you notice something suspicious... Don't blurt it out here! more details to come ![]() ![]()
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![]() [quote ![]() Zeke: Doesn't that create a causation paradox? Other Zeke: Why do you think I'm doing it? Here's the blueprint. (The other Zeke hands Zeke a picture of a toaster with an apron in one slot and a copy of Ulysses in the other.)[/quote ![]() ![]()
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![]() A few of my faves: Mirror Spock: Tell me everything you know about Kirk's plans. (Spock mindmelds with McCoy) Mirror Spock: Remember, damnit! Mirror Spock: Nice to see you alive. Nice to see Chekov in agony. Mirror Chekov: (from the booth) AIIIEEE! Kirk: Yes, I rather like the status quo myself. Mirror Spock: You know the stage is being set for us to battle for command. Kirk: Yeah, we all know what happened in "Amok Time".... Mirror Spock: In this universe's version I kicked your butt, had T'Pring deliver the final blow, only to have you scream like a schoolgirl for mercy. What about your version? Kirk: I... er... did the same to you. Worf: My personal log will prove that I'm not imagining things. Worf's Personal Log: No it won't. Worf: But -- Log: You suck. Get over it. Data: The Bajorans broke the universes. There are Enterprises everywhere. Riker: I'll fix this. (ahem) Riker to all other Enterprise ships: we're going to try and send you all back to your realities, because I like my Riker-is-captain universe just the way it is. Would the real Enterprise please stand up? I'm a big Sliders fan too ![]() ![]() [b ![]() ![]() ![]()
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