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Old 01-23-2006, 05:15 PM
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Cross the void beyond the
mind, empty space that circles time,
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Old 01-23-2006, 05:34 PM
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My ship is critical,
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Where is Voyager?
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Old 01-23-2006, 10:49 PM
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Valium's haiku
Was not even close to right.
Many syllables.
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Old 01-24-2006, 03:04 AM
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e of pi is right,
but Valium's haiku is
still totally fine.
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Old 01-24-2006, 04:15 AM
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Ex is most correct,
Fudgeing a few lines here and there,
Is fine by law.
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Old 01-24-2006, 04:37 AM
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If post is past now,
why can we post presently?
Because present past.
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Old 01-24-2006, 02:35 PM
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Voyager is here,
too bad my ship exploded.
Yay, transport complete.
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Old 01-24-2006, 07:23 PM
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Pie, oh pie, oh pie.
Most wonderful of all foods,
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Old 01-24-2006, 10:13 PM
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Xeroc, chat founder,
Has returnned to the fora,
Could Zuke be next?
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Old 01-25-2006, 08:17 PM
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w of x is wrong,
Last haiku added one syll
The first two lines alone.
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Old 01-27-2006, 06:40 PM
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The Isle of Lewis
Nicest place in the whole world
Blast those midges though
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Old 01-28-2006, 09:19 AM
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Pointyhairedjedi,
A great scottish humourist,
Likes Isle of Lewis.
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Old 02-13-2007, 11:50 AM
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Dead thread arise now!
Sleep no more in back pages!
Be lost tomorrow.
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Old 02-26-2007, 06:16 AM
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This thread here again,
While one thread gone forever,
Many are so sad.
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Old 02-26-2007, 04:54 PM
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LOL, sez I
And OMGWTF
BBQ, 'Kthx.


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Posting in all threads,
Well, not all, but still many,
Because I am bored.

Pattern is of five,
Then seven and five again,
I am correct, yes?

In Australia,
My accent can be different,
Please realize this fact.
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Old 03-09-2007, 11:00 PM
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Supercollider
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(Except poor protons)
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Old 03-24-2007, 11:24 PM
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Death, darkness, 'bliv'yun,
All is consumed by nasty fire,
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A thread resurrect
To bring life to this forum
Or at least a blip
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Five syllables? Good
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