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The Official Silly Haiku Thread
I have great fun writing haiku poems about different things, so I thought I'd turn it into a game/diversion. Everybody write something and we'll all have a good laugh at your expense! ^_^
I'll start. Zeke posts five minute Show plots, but rarely updates. This is ironic.
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I thought of this 5 seconds before writing this, but it's still weird
Oops, I did it... um What am I saying again? This song makes no sence... Silly too, I guess...
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'Tis utter madness
PHJ responsible? Which one, you may ask? In cedar panels the only true meaning lies So says IJD
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Silly threads en gros
I gaze into crass madness Shake my head once more Go, Optimus Prime! Go defend the galaxy! (And fetch me a coke.) The explanation: There is no rhyme or reason. Curse you, amateurs! Gatac
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Quote:
No, not that one, the one next to him. Erm, anyhoo... Berman and Braga Not Hitler, claims Zeke; what next - JMS not God?
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Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images. Sergeant: You can? That's amazing! Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'. - Five Minute 24 S1 (it lives, honest!) "Everybody loves pie!" - Spongebob Squarepants |
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Vedra we must thank
For this very silly game New and very fun
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So what exactly
is a haiku but a poem with a weird meter? Gatac
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Katy: Can I have the skill 'drive car off bridge and have parachute handy'? Justin: It's kind of a limited skill. Greg: Depends on how often you drive off bridges. - d02 Quotes |
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Bananas: yellow
Most squidgy on the inside curvy in their shape
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Hahaha, those are awesome guys. Come on, write more! I'll do another.
Drugs are bad, mmm-kay? People are weird enough when They are all sober.
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Tarn-Vedra: I just figure I would have a little more credibility and a little more gravitas if you posted too. FiveMinZeke: Yeah, understood. FiveMinZeke: (Oo, I have gravitas?) Tarn-Vedra: Yeah. FiveMinZeke: That does explain why I'm drinking Earl Grey right now.... Tarn-Vedra: Don't forget to tug the front of your shirt, Jean. |
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Pie in many forms
beloved of 5MV Quite tasty to eat.
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Vedra writes haikus.
It is lots of fun to write. Let's ignite something.
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Rofl, "let's ignite something." I love you, Ginga. ^_^
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Tarn-Vedra: I just figure I would have a little more credibility and a little more gravitas if you posted too. FiveMinZeke: Yeah, understood. FiveMinZeke: (Oo, I have gravitas?) Tarn-Vedra: Yeah. FiveMinZeke: That does explain why I'm drinking Earl Grey right now.... Tarn-Vedra: Don't forget to tug the front of your shirt, Jean. |
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Ginga, really can't
Go into the sentance game Without murdering OR CAN SHE? I don't know... *sets fire to random things*
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KGM should know
by now that I will always take after Janeway. *Tries to light some candles with merely my stare. But they don't smoke, sizzle, or spark.* ...I don't hear laughing. I don't. ...*covers ears* Nobody's laughing.
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Ginga is most amusing,
writes some psychotic haikus Likes Red Dwarf, methinks.
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Valium should know
that I know nothing about Red Dwarf; but the theme...
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"I am the Doctor!"
quoth he; "Smeg," said the Daleks And all ran away
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Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images. Sergeant: You can? That's amazing! Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'. - Five Minute 24 S1 (it lives, honest!) "Everybody loves pie!" - Spongebob Squarepants |
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The Doctor sayeth
"I cross the void beyond the mind," and he does.
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I never did see
the point of Haiku's. They're like, so pointlessly short.
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Lexy should realize
That the point of haikus is... To, uh... write... and stuff...
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