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Old 01-20-2006, 01:03 AM
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To be honest, we think the fumes from the cleaning products has something to do with it.
Let me tell you about fumes...

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Old 01-20-2006, 01:12 AM
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Saying "Can anyone smell almonds, or is it just me?" would also do the trick.
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But there's like a huge assed sign that says "Kitchen & Cleaning Products; Zuke's Evil Lair". Did no-one think to point out to him that that might be a slight giveaway?
Yeah, but who ever reads those signs?
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Yes, but you're a confused Borg Drone. You probably also watch daytime TV :P
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Heh. And actually, I don't.
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