Group Adaptive Story - Like the onebyone story, only stranger.

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]"Oh frag it, I'm too confused to do anything right now," mumbled John disconsolately. So he did what was only natural to him.

He dropped a couple of nukes on the entire scene.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]"This is why we shouldn't go around mentioning annoying people" said Anya. She, Hermione, Ron, Harry, Tara, Willow, Xander and OJake were floating high in the sky.
"Nice move girls" Xander said, drawing a annoyed look from Ron and Harry, "But please put me down now, honey... On second thought, don't" he added, looking down.[/colorost_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Straight at the Miss United States contest, being held 200 metres away.

"Great view," He commented. "Pity it's not the swimsuit event."[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Xander and Tara watched the contest while Willow, Anya, and Hermione morned the loss of Legolas, Legolas Turner, Wil Turner and Jack Sparrow.
"I wish they were back so they forever remind Xander that if he misbehaves, I could go with the others or Legolas" said Willow.
All the hotties came back.
Meanwhile, Q had the whole Next Gen crew at yet another train station, singing show tunes. Although Q could make them sing, he conviently could not control what they said.
"Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly, I hate Q dill they day I die, stop making us sing showtunes now" sang Picard.
"Q that rymes with Poo that stands for Q" sang the chorus.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]John decided to get on the train that went to Tribbleland. However, the train never left the station. So he just sat there forever, watching the show tunes.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]So he sat in that train for all eternity, cradling cooing tribbles in his hand and humming showtunes nonsensically to himself.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]"Observe" said Data, "This sock is blue..."
Everyone was betting on the male wrestling.
"I bet 200 that Legolas will win" said Anya
"I bet 300 that Jack S will win" said Andrew
"I bet 400 that Ron will win" said Hermione
"I bet 500 that Pircard will win" said Crusher
"I bet 600 that Xander will win" Willow
"I bet 700 these "jokes" are painfully old" said Tara
"Okay girls, money down, betting has ended" said Snyder, QS and Quark, as the guys wrestled and Data yapped about mismatched socks.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]"Blue socks, you tiny little blue socks," sang Data. "You precious little blue socks, where are you?"

Somebody whose initials JUST happened to be JS dropped a couple of nukes on Data, effectively silencing him, but with the rather unfortunate effect of also silencing everyone else within a five mile radius.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Data thought, "I guess the showtunes are over, and that JS got off the train. Why can I hear everyone thoughts. Are we all borg drones now?"

Everyone else thought, "Oh crap!"

The nukes JS dropped had nanoprobes in it.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]And thus, the Borg welcomed the new additions to their ever-growing family Collective.[/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]...until Data and the EMH started singing opera.

"Aarrgh!" said all the other Borg, "earplugs are futile!" So they jumped ship in their haste to escape, and died in the vacuum of space.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]"OJake, why do you keep writing this?" asked Jack Sparrow.
"Because I have a lot of course work that I really dont want to do. I'm a writer, I'm going to the best university: U of Earth-Revelstoke-BC-Canada! You'de think they would want to teach us new stuff" said OJake, "but no, they want us to study arcaic terms, like "printing press", typewriter" and "media integrity."
"I see. Wanna drink gin and sing showtunes?" asked Jack Sparrrow. OJake nodded. So they did.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Just then, JS dropped a mini nuke on OJake and Jack Sparrow. Everything was destroyed, including the story. However, Jack Sparrow was untouched.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]With OJake dead, everything got even more out of hand.
Suddenly Dukat came out of the ground with a machine gun, and started killing Random Redshirts. He accidentally hit Picard.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]"Oh no!" said Jack Sparrow. "That has got to hurt!"
"I like your eyeliner," John Sheridan told him. "Since we share the same initials, you are obliged to give me a pirate makeover."
"Aye," replied Sparrow.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Jack Sparrow and John Sheridan had a special bond. The two together meant certain doom for everyone else. John knew he was the one because Jack was immune to his nuke, or maybe all that eyeliner protected him.

"Im already dead." Jack said to the author.
"Oh yeah, I forgot." said the author.
"Where did I get all these nukes?" John asked the author
"Ask 17, she will know" said the author to John[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]"This is really boring" said Jack, "Why couldnt I have been written in when cool stuff was happening?" The author responded, because it was Sunday,by resurecting folks.
"We need a hero" said OJake.
"Call him Bashir" said Bashir, as Ezri, QS, Kira, Odo, Jadzia, v2Worf, OBrian, Sisko, and Garak rolled thier eyes.
"Observe. This sock is blue. This sock is orange." said Data. Picard, Geordi, Crusher, Troi, and the rest really didnt care. Riker appeared.
"And look, he's Quark...but he's Snyder, too! That's hilarous!" said Tara, as Buffy, Spike, Xander, Willow and Anya nodded, as Opium procrastinated reading "The Caretaker" by prolonging a nonsensical, silly thread.

((resurection=Plot Device #56))[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][iost_uid0]((A few minutes ago you said OJake came back, but in this version he's still dead, but talking. I find this somewhat disturbing))[/iost_uid0][/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]"What do you mean, 'a nonsensical, silly thread'?" 17 demanded of Opium.
Opium gave her a funny look. "You mean this actually makes sense to you?"
"Quite true," said 17, and they happily settled down to watch John Sheridan and Jack Sparrow annoy everyone else by skipping around hand in hand singing nonsensical songs.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]At the same time, Odo and Kira made eachother comfortable, while both QS and Bashir were flirting with Ezri.
Worf took Data and Geordi on a Trip to the Gamma Quadrant, but he didn't pay attention to where they were going and almost crashed into a sun.[/colorost_uid0]