Block 21 - You all look the same to me

[Zeke]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Morpheus's idea to escape inside the walls of the building is working until Cypher coughs, giving their presence away. A battle with Agent Smith ensues; when Smith reaches through the wall and chokes Neo, Morpheus bursts out to save him (as prophesied by the Oracle). The others escape while Morpheus holds off Smith, who of course doesn't yet know that Neo is the greater threat; Morpheus puts up a good fight but is hopelessly outmatched, and Smith's reinforcements arrive to take him down.

One scene, synopsis here. This time I'm really going to try to enforce that three-days-then-vote thing, so let's hustle, people.[/colorost_uid0]

[Zeke]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]By the way, as slow as Fiver By Committee has been lately, the end [iost_uid0]is[/iost_uid0] still in sight. We're nearly two thirds of the way through the movie. If we can get this four-day cycle going (three to work, one to vote), we'll collapse the wait to two months or so. Won't it be good to see this thing finally go online?[/colorost_uid0]

[Gatac]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]SWAT Guy: Come out, come out, whereever you are...
Morpheus: Take this, wallhacker!

(Morpheus takes on Smith. Morpheus loses.)

Agent Smith: I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?
SWAT Guy: Permission to beat him into a bloody pulp and wear our fuzzy hats ?
Agent Smith: Yes, make it so.

Gatac[/colorost_uid0]

[Derek]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]I don't actually like using strong language in fivers, but for this next scene suggestion I can't think of a more euphemistic version.

[bost_uid0]Morpheus:[/bost_uid0] Don't worry, everyone. We'll be safe here in these walls.
[bost_uid0]Cypher:[/bost_uid0] *cough*Bullshit*cough*
[bost_uid0]Morpheus:[/bost_uid0] Well, we would if you'd stop [iost_uid0]coughing[/iost_uid0]!

or

[bost_uid0]Smith:[/bost_uid0] Ha! Found you.
[bost_uid0]Morpheus:[/bost_uid0] Uh, good job. Now it's your turn to hide and we'll try to find you.
[bost_uid0]Smith:[/bost_uid0] It doesn't work like that.[/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]She grabs his ankle and they begin
almost falling using the lath as a
brake, skidding down the inside of the
wall.[/quoteost_uid0]

Splinters![/colorost_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Smith: Ha! Found you.
Morpheus: Uh, good job. Now it's your turn to hide and we'll try to find you.
Smith: It doesn't work like that. [/quoteost_uid0]

:lol:[/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Neo: What's going on here? I thought this house had maybe 4 stories at most, yet I've already counted at least 50 floors whiz past.
Cypher: Speaking of which, Trinity, where did you get those neat-o jetboots?

Smith: Share your pain with me.
Morpheus: That's an odd way to put it, but since you asked... [iost_uid0]*THWAM*[/iost_uid0]
Smith: Okay, my turn. [iost_uid0]*THWAM THWAM THWAM*[/iost_uid0]
Morpheus: [iost_uid0]*ACK!*[/iost_uid0]


And of course there's the obvious James Bond line. [/colorost_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[quoteost_uid0="NAHTMMM"][color=#000000ost_uid0]Smith: Share your pain with me.
Morpheus: That's an odd way to put it, but since you asked... [iost_uid0]*THWAM*[/iost_uid0]
Smith: Okay, my turn. [iost_uid0]*THWAM THWAM THWAM*[/iost_uid0]
Morpheus: [iost_uid0]*ACK!*[/iost_uid0][/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]:lol: :lol:[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Morpheus: Tank, we need a tank
Tank: It's waiting for you outside
Morpheus: Gee, that helps

Cypher: I feel like a mouse in these walls
Agent: I feel like a cat. Now come out.
Morpheus: And I feel like a Dog
*breaks through wall on top of Agent*[/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]And of course there's the obvious James Bond line.[/quoteost_uid0]

Pheus. Mor Pheus.

Bad pun/classical allusion alert:

Agent(s): Take a nap, Morpheus.

I had an idea for this scene when I last watched the movie, but I'll be damned if I can remember what it is.[/colorost_uid0]

[Scooter]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Morpheus:[/bost_uid0] Neo, are you telling the truth about what the Oracle said?
[bost_uid0]Neo:[/bost_uid0] If I'm not, may a hand come through this wall and---[iost_uid0]ACK![/iost_uid0]
[bost_uid0]Morpheus:[/bost_uid0] Hey! Leggo my Neo!


[bost_uid0]Agent Smith:[/bost_uid0] I will never allow you to marry my daughter.
[bost_uid0]Morpheus:[/bost_uid0] Buh?
[bost_uid0]Agent Smith:[/bost_uid0] Er, I mean--Ah, Morpheus, we meet at last.
[bost_uid0]Morpheus:[/bost_uid0] Bite me.
[bost_uid0]Agent Smith:[/bost_uid0] If necessary. All I know is whoever bags you makes Employee of the Month. Say, can you touch your shoulder blades with your feet?
[bost_uid0]Morpheus:[/bost_uid0] No---[iost_uid0]AIIEEEEEYAAAA![/iost_uid0]
[bost_uid0]Agent Smith:[/bost_uid0] Now you can.[/colorost_uid0]

[Pteryx]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Cypher[/bost_uid0]: GEE, THEY'LL NEVER FIND US HERE IN THE WALLS WITH THESE PIPES!
[bost_uid0]Agent Smith[/bost_uid0]: What a strange definition of "never" you humans have.
[bost_uid0]Morpheus[/bost_uid0]: OK, you faceless, nameless minion, let's dance.
[bost_uid0]Agent Smith[/bost_uid0]: Wrong on two counts. I'm Smith; charmed, I'm sure. Now, square dance or polka?
[bost_uid0]Morpheus[/bost_uid0]: I'm hurting already...[/colorost_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Agent Smith: (tapping the wall) Shave and a haircut...
Morpheus: ...[iost_uid0]two biiits[/iost_uid0]!
Trinity: Dammit, he falls for that every time. Let's get out of here![/colorost_uid0]

[mudshark]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0][bost_uid0]Agent Smith:[/bost_uid0] I will never allow you to marry my daughter.
[bost_uid0]Morpheus:[/bost_uid0] Buh?
[bost_uid0]Agent Smith:[/bost_uid0] Er, I mean--Ah, Morpheus, we meet at last.
[/quoteost_uid0]
Heh heh.
[quoteost_uid0]Agent Smith: (tapping the wall) Shave and a haircut...
Morpheus: ...two biiits!
Trinity: Dammit, he falls for that every time. Let's get out of here!
[/quoteost_uid0]
And heh. [/colorost_uid0]

[dsbs]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Really liked:

Cypher: GEE, THEY'LL NEVER FIND US HERE IN THE WALLS WITH THESE PIPES!
Agent Smith: What a strange definition of "never" you humans have.


Agent Smith: I will never allow you to marry my daughter.
Morpheus: Buh?
Agent Smith: Er, I mean--Ah, Morpheus, we meet at last.[/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Morpheus: We aren't the rebels you're looking for.
Smith: Your Jedi mind tricks won't work on me.[/colorost_uid0]

[Zeke]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Okay then... do you guys think we're ready for a vote or not?[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]*Cypher Coughs*
Swat Guy: Is that a mouse in the walls coughing?
Agent: No, just some rebels escaping.

Neo: Ha, they missed me.
*Neo shoots back through the wall*
Neo: Got 3 of them!
Morpheus: Watch this!
*Morpheus breaks through the wall and yells "Hey Koolaid!"
Neo: Darn, he got 4 of them with that move.
Trinity: That's nothing.
*Trinity glides down the wall causing the tiles to become projectiles*
Trinity: Ha! I got 50 of them
Neo: You beat me, can I have some Koolaid now?[/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[quoteost_uid0="Zeke"][color=#000000ost_uid0]Okay then... do you guys think we're ready for a vote or not?[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]We've certainly got the material to vote on. And I don't really feel any more inspiration coming for this scene.[/colorost_uid0]

[Gatac]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Hm, NeoMatrix, you gave me an idea there...

[bost_uid0]Swat Guy A[/bost_uid0]: Hey, did you hear that? Sounds like a mouse.
[bost_uid0]Swat Guy B[/bost_uid0]: Nah. More like a rat.

Gatac[/colorost_uid0]