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Old 06-27-2004, 04:34 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]^ Heh. As if the simple fact that something doesn't exist has ever slowed anyone here down very much ... :lol:
[quoteost_uid0]That one was just meant to sound like it was a very early Rd_-___ model [/quoteost_uid0]Okay. I was trying to make it follow the same pronuciation logic as for the droids' names, and wasn't coming up with anything obvious. [/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-01-2004, 02:58 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]AAAAAAAH! Cheese overload! Cheese overload! Sweet mother of God, help! [/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-01-2004, 09:30 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]*THWAPs Nic*[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Mmmmmm Cheese[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-07-2004, 09:31 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]You're all very silly. But in a really entertaining way.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-07-2004, 10:05 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Well, I won't deny that... But this one is completely NAH's fault. Really. [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]You're the one who doesn't like cheese, that's what inspired this whole thing. [/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-08-2004, 09:13 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][iost_uid0]Baa baa black sheep
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Old 07-13-2004, 02:42 PM
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[quoteost_uid2="Katy Jane"][color=#000000ost_uid2]You're the one who doesn't like cheese, that's what inspired this whole thing. [/colorost_uid2][/quoteost_uid2]
[color=#000000ost_uid2]Indeed. [/colorost_uid2]
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Old 07-13-2004, 10:16 PM
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[quoteost_uid0="NAHTMMM"][color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="Katy Jane"]You're the one who doesn't like cheese, that's what inspired this whole thing. [/quoteost_uid0]
Indeed. [/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Gang up on me, why don't you. :O

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Old 08-12-2004, 03:08 PM
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I did a BaW fiver this afternoon. 'Tis on my LJ if ya wanna see it. It's for I-Robot, which I saw last night, so it really didn't take much longer than 5 mins to write! Anyone want me to post it here too?
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Old 08-12-2004, 03:11 PM
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Old 08-12-2004, 03:21 PM
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If you haven't seen te film and don't want to know what happens look away...NOW :mrgreen: Actually, there is so little plot you could probably read it anyway :wink:

Five Minute I-Robot

Water: *Glug*
Girl: Hoorah! I’m saved. A mighty fine, technologically advanced robot to pull me free!
Narrator: *To girl* We’re right at the start of the movie sweetheart. Exactly what are the chances of that particular scenario?

Spooner: Hot damn, I had that dream about the little girl again. No wonder I’m divorced.
Audience: Ehum *coughs* Were we not promised Will Smith naked in the first scene?
Spooner: Nothing a nice hot shower won’t fix though.
Will’s Butt: *Waves*
Audience: Muuuuuuuuch better!

Spooner: La la la, walking down the street, eating my pie…WHAT THE?
Robot: La la la, running down the street, with a bag.
Spooner: Jumpy.
Robot: Wtf?
Spooner: Err…pie?
Zefram Cochrane, I mean, scientist bloke: Weeeeeeee…ah…an approaching floor. GAK!

Spooner: Why did you kill yourself?
Holo-Scientist: That is the right question.
Spooner: I know, dummy. You just told me to ask it.
Holo-Scientist: Indeed. I am here to help you find out what really happened to me. Ask me anything you need to know.
Spooner: What’s with that hair?
Holo-Scientist: I’m sorry, responses are limited.

Spooner: ‘Twas the b*stard robots. Arrr ‘twas.
Chief Cop: It’s “International Talk like a Pirate day” already?
Robot: Hi, how can I help you? Can I serve you in any way?
Spooner: SEE? EVIL!

Woman: I’m an attractive female scientist.
Spooner: Love Interest. Check.

Water: *Glug*
Girl: Hoorah! I’m saved. A mighty fine, technologically advanced robot to pull me free!
Narrator: *To girl* Oooooooh; so close. Moving on…

Sonny: I am a good robot. I feel emotions and stuff.
Spooner: Feel this, robot scum.
Sonny: That hurt only on the inside. If I could cry, I would.
Spooner: Prove it.
Sonny: I can’t.
Spooner: SEE? EVIL!
Sonny: No, just no tear glands…or tears.

Evil Robots: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Spooner: Yikes.

Attractive female scientist: Ouch. You made a booboo?
Spooner: I’m macho, not stupid. The demolition robot tried to smoosh me.
Attractive female scientist: Awww…want a Mickey Mouse band aid?
Spooner: NO!
Atractive female scientist: Donald Duck?
Spooner: Much better.

Evil Robots: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH s’more.

Water: *Glug*
Girl: Hoorah! I’m saved. A mighty fine, technologically advanced robot to pull me free!
Narrator: *To girl* Here’s a twist. YOU LOSE!
Girl: Sucks to be me.
Spooner: Save her!
Robot: But? Rule #1. Don’t do anything to affect the film ratings.

Evil Robots: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH still more.
Spooner: Ouchie, my arm. Good job it’s metal and roboty. Ha! Bet ya didn’t see that coming!
Lone Audience Member: Yeah, actually, I did.
Spooner: Metal arm. Your neck. Get acquainted.

Spooner: So you’re really not evil.
Sonny: Nah.

Evil Robots: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. And then some!
Old knackered Robots: Look chaps, you wouldn’t mind just stopping for a bit would you? No? Oh…alright then. Carry on. GAK!

Spooner: Holy Wrong Robot, Batman!

Attractive female scientist: I have the Robot killing viru…oh, I dropped it. Silly me. Perhaps due to the ARMY OF EVIL ROBOTS ATTACKING ME?!
Spooner: Quick, push the Red Button.
Evil Robots: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaa...aaah…*splutters* Anyone got a cough drop?

Attractive female scientist: I’m falling here…
Sonny: Yeah, we Robots don’t have the best track record for saving the girl.
Attractive female scientist: Well, I’d have thought the “Attractive” prefix would have helped my case. Remember the first law?
Sonny: They say beauty is in the eye of the beholde…
Spooner: SAVE HER MORON! Honestly, you give these robots ONE task…

Sonny: We did it. What now?
Spooner: Do I need to turf out my “Insert moral *here*” T-Shirt?

Narrator: THE END!
Spooner: WHAT? I didn’t even get to kiss the girl?
Narrator: No. Ha ha!
Spooner: Nuts.

Spooner eats sweet potato pie at ludicrous speed.
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Old 08-12-2004, 09:10 PM
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^ Being a BaW fiver because I did it at work when I was bored...

Thinking about it, I'm not certain that's the sort of fiver in the rest of this thread... :wink: nm...
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Old 08-13-2004, 01:02 AM
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Good stuff!
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Old 08-13-2004, 04:48 PM
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Heh. That's not half bad either. Of course, I've yet to actually see I, Robot, but 'll get round to it one of these years.
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Board At Work, eh? Hmmm...........

*On board the 5-Minute Voyager*
Zeke: Captain's Log, stardate 656449030259430953.1: We will be arriving at Madetheplaceuppa IV "soon".
Crew: Yay!
Nan: You keep believing him every time he says that O_o
Zeke: Hey! This time I mean it!
Nan: Pfft.
Zeke: I said --
Nan: And I said Pfft.
Zeke: Shouldn't Kira be doing this?
Me: Meh.

Kira: I should've been in that.
Nan: Pfft.
Audience: STOP SAYING PFFT!
Nan: Bite me
Porthos: Grrr....(bites Nan)
Nan: Ow!

Ummm..........not great, is it ops: ops: ops: ops:
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Old 03-10-2005, 04:57 PM
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Well, everyone has to start somewhere.
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Perhaps you could write a sample one?
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Perhaps you could write a sample one?
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