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Old 03-20-2003, 12:17 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]I saw something similar on a long dead website. Two people or characters are picked to fight, and someone comes up with results: who wins, and how.

First fight: James Moriarty vs. The Doctor

EDIT: Just correcting a typo.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 03-20-2003, 12:27 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Oh yeah, I remember that site. There were some really interesting fights. Professor Farnsworth from [iost_uid0]Futurama[/iost_uid0] won at least once, and I think Dr. McCoy had a streak going for a while. Janeway lost to C3PO and R2D2, though.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Holodoc or Dr. Who? It's very difficult to defeat someone when you just walk through them.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]I saw a site like that. They discussed and voted on whether the standard TOS away team would win against the Planet of the Apes. Considering the law that Kirk can never lose, the final vote was rather closer than it should have been...

Anyway, I go with The Doctor. Moriarty was taken out by Sherlock Holmes, who was admittedly stronger than the average man, but seven men should therefore be able to take Moriarty out.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]You can walk through Dr. Who?[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]I was suggesting that it was between the two holograms.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]I was suggesting that it was between the two holograms.[/quoteost_uid0]

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I guess it would depend on who got to the holoemitter controls first.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]The Doctor would win no problemo. IIf he dies he can just come back in another incarnation, and plus he would have at least one companion to help him out. Ace could probably kick Moriarty's butt all on her own.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Woohoo! go doc! er... holodoc[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]For future reference, The Doctor is and has always been Doctor Who. Using EMH might cause less confusion next time.[/colorost_uid0]
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Well....this could have been interesting.....
.....but it's dead.

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Heh, I knew this thread seemed familer. I'm reading it, and not looking at the dates, and saying "Hmm, Haven't we done this already?" Yes.. we have, this is an old thread that someone has replyed to months later. :P I hate when you ppl do that!
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Some call that... TIM.

Most call it thread necrophilia, however, and it's generally frowned upon.
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Necromancy, Zeke. It's only necrophilia if they...uhhh...never mind.
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Nil illegitimi carborundum.
Si sequor ille consilium, non habeam in specus in hic forum.


Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?

Si itis cum Iesuitis, non cum Iesu itis.

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