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Old 08-30-2006, 06:14 PM
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http://www.voyager-conspiracy.co.uk/Videos.html

There's also some J/7 stuff for those of you who would want to see it, but there's also some rather funny videos too.

I'd recommend the "Amarillo" one...
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Can we post non-Trek funny videos here? I have quite a collection....
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I don't see why not...Just so long as they're family-friendly - we have a wide-ranging membership.
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Man, that wipes out most of it! What if I put NSFW? Or, really, instead of a link, just YouTube "Rollin With Saget", and prepare to laugh until you need to clean off your keyboard.

Also:

Stewie Griffin gives a speech at Harvard: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLt73xSJlAM

It's Lemmy, For CRISPS!: http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...49649680434419

Spamalot with Doctor House: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCMzS6l5JoY

Aqua with Doctor House:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRNNsV2_0ww

Authentic Spoon-bender Footage: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUxWdIQVT_c
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For the House MD videos, I salute you.
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Not a video, but I feel the need to link this, because it's so very true.

http://treadingground.comicgenesis.com/d/20060706.html

Of course, now I wouldn't be able to do this in the fiver....
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*Fel is sad, she cannot see the persumably lovely music videos, because of her very slow dial-up connection.* Bummer. *Needs some Comcast people to come down her road and put up cable lines...* The comic (which took roughly 3-4 minutes to load) was funny though. : )
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"Rollin With Saget"
xD xD xD

"D-list mother fucker in a cardigan sweater!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLotdlXWRi8 Plagarism.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bz_p7rUUHMM And this is just about my favorite thing in the world.
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Anyone who doesn't mind/likes anime-style animation:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5PAkntjs5M

Crazy ending-theme type dancy thing. Subtitled.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMycr...elated&search=

And how to do the dance for that.
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That reminds me: Welcome to the forums, Felicity! It was a great relief that one of the fifty new members we just got wasn't a spambot.
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I found this a few days ago. You may have seen it already - but I still think it is the best thing on YouTube.
The Picard song should give you a clue on what it's about.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tP4LIj9QHM
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I'm surprised no-one's put up Miko Miko Nurse yet...
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If you're in trouble, he will save the day!

Awwwwwwww yeeeeeeeeeah

Nine Inch MAXX (Not Dirty)

Water sucks! It really really sucks!

X-Rated Olympics (Also not actually dirty)

Clutch - Willie Nelson

Samurai Jackish - Heavy Metal Vikings
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Because I have people on my flist good at finding weird crap.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=CHE6fXdlips

...No seriously. It is highly weird. Do not click unless you are not drinking anything, or it may run out your nose.
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Mav, you just destroyed a little piece of my soul. I hope you're happy.
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Yay! Soul destroying!

Blame the people on my LJ F-List. T'was one of them what gave me it. I thought it was hilarious. :D
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You call that weird? That's not even as weird as Yatta. (Ohio!)

If you want WEIRD, let's talk American history. Don't show the kids this one.

'Cause if you do, he'll kick you apart.
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Woohoo! Okay, who remembers Star Truck from Animaniacs?

"Look! It's Ricardo Montalban and his big plastic chest!"

I love YouTube.
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