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Old 06-11-2003, 03:01 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What four words will you never hear when registering at university?

A: Tuxedo Junction[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-11-2003, 03:19 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Where did Glenn Miller go for all his formal attire?

A: "No, it's always been blonde."[/colorost_uid0]

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What will you never hear a Klingon say?

A: "Captain, we must go find Nemo"[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: What was the first thing Barclay said after being transported to sickbay for concussion from the holodeck where he had been in a [iost_uid0]20,000 Leagues Under the Sea[/iost_uid0] program?


[bost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: "Oh, that looks very interesting. I wonder what it does."[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What were the last words Ensign Pokeyfingers (Epitaph: Curiosity killed the crewman)

A: Old Man River.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What is the second to last common words you will hear a redshirt say before "AHHHHHHH!!!"? (Sa'ar beat me to it)

Q: What is Chakotay's favorite hidding place?

A: "Has this cave been following us home?"[/colorost_uid0]

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. What words uttered by your child should prompt you to summon Cohen the Barbarian for a good round of troll-bashing?

A. Goblin: The Splattering.

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[quoteost_uid0]Q: What four words will you never hear when registering at university?[/quoteost_uid0]

Actually, since you bring this up... I'm pleased to announce that Hebrew University informed me today that I get a scholarship covering my first year's tuition! Woot!

Now if only the army doesn't make any problems that'll keep me from enjoying it... And university, for that matter...[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What's an Uruk's second favourite game, behind Dwarf-Tossing?

A: Three Talmudic scholars in a rowboat.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: OK, tell me a joke settup I [iost_uid0]haven't[/iost_uid0] heard before.

A: Potatos are purple, but I like peas.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]((that's strange, my Answer wasnt on my last post. Sorry))


Q: So what happens if she sits among the Cabbages and Peas?


A:It's Days of Our Lives meets First Contact.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Chakotay, I heard that Mr. Paris has written a new holodeck program. What's it like?



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Butt-ugly Martians[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. What aliens will you never ever see on Star Trek?

A. Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Who were the last winners of the Galactic Monthly's The Universe's Sexiest Couple Contest?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] The One Onion Ring[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why did Q throw the Enterprise into the Delta Quadrant?

A: Soon ain't what it used to be.[/colorost_uid0]
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A:Zounds! I call it a Dinkie Hoe Hoe![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Johnatan! You'll get your Chakotay action figure back when you start speaking English again.

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] I can hear you, you know...[/colorost_uid0]
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