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[color=#000000:post_uid0]We skip a couple of very short scenes, and then...
Morpheus and Neo are walking down a busy street (still in their training program, but it's simulating the Matrix now). As Morpheus explains about the Agents, a hot girl in a red dress passes by, and Neo can't help staring. Morpheus calls him on it, telling him to look at the girl again; when he does, she's turned into an Agent, who points his gun at Neo's head as Morpheus freezes the program. Neo gets over his shock (he didn't know it was a simulation; that was Morpheus's revenge for [i:post_uid0]Much Ado About Nothing[/i:post_uid0]), and Morpheus explains more about Agents. Apparently no resistance member has ever defeated one. Morpheus explains, however, that he's confident Neo will -- not because he can dodge bullets, but because "when you're ready, you won't have to." One scene. Synopsis here. Let's stay on-topic this time, folks.[/color:post_uid0] |
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![]() Morpheous: These Agents are tough customers, Neo. But if anyone can beat them, you can. Because you're special. Neo: Hey, I think that woman stole Tank's red dress. Morpheous: That was a disturbing way of putting it. But have you heard a single word I've said? Neo: Hmm? Oh, yeah, the Agents are tough and all. Pfft, I survived a fall off of a skyscraper, an Agent or five will be no problem at all for me. Agent in a Red Dress: I resent that. Neo: Now [i ![]() ![]() Agent: Sorry. There weren't any phone booths nearby.[/color ![]()
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![]() Neo: So how do we stop them? Morpheus: By giving them the woman in the red dress. ------------------------------------------------------- Morpheus: Hurry up, the light is changing. Neo: I just stepped in gum, give me a minute. Morpheus: I will just be waiting over here by this sexy woman in the red dress. *Neo jumps over the street* Neo: Don't ever fall for the wrong women, they could be agents Morpheus: How do you know? Neo: They are the one that wear black shoes and carry loaded guns. ------------------------------------------------------- Morpheus: Somebody has to face the agents so we can open the gate. Neo: How do we do that? Morpheus: I believe you are the one that can defeat them Neo: So how do we open the gate? Morpheus: You must find the DVD to the right movie that you were in. Neo: Can't I just fly over the gate? Morpheus: hmmm, I never thought of that.[/color ![]()
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FiveMinute.net: because stuff is long and life is short [03:17] FiveMinZeke: Galactica clearly needs the advanced technology of scissors, which get around the whole "yanking on your follicles" problem. [03:17] IJD: cylons can hack any blades working in conjunction |
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"Please, Aslan," said Lucy, "what do you call soon?" "I call all times soon," said Aslan; and instantly he vanished away and Lucy was alone with the Magician. |
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